Keith Buerger

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@xkcd @penguinrandom Which day(s)?

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@BatLabels

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Retweet if you got vaccinated as soon as possible.

Like if you lost friends over COVID vaccinations.

Proving a point.

[Golden West Pops @GWPops]

The Pops has partnered with the Mount Prospect Public Library to bring you "The Best of the Holidays" with The Golden West Pops. Join us at 12pm PST (2pm CST) on Sunday, Dec 20th for this FREE zoom concert event.
Sign up below to get the link.
https://t.co/UykLXDNTak

[FBI @FBI]

The right to vote in a free and fair election is one of the foundations of American democracy. The leaders of the #FBI, @CISAgov, @NCSCgov, and @NSAgov want you to know how their organizations work together to protect your voice—no matter how you cast your vote. #Protect2020

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@GreatSmokyNPS The link listed is broken, please send correct link?

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Voting by mail is safe and secure. Especially during a pandemic.

But Trump continues to say – without evidence – it will lead to voter fraud and that it’s not “honest voting.”

That’s. Simply. Not. True.

RT if you support everyone being able to vote safely by mail in November.

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

Hey @petersagal, you make me smile.

Portrait in toothpaste on mirror (Pepsodent Complete Care & hello activated charcoal + hemp seed oil)
Created for the GISH online charity scavenger hunt 2020.
#GISH

[Golden West Pops @GWPops]

Well that intermission lasted a little longer than intended. We're back with good news, though: our holiday concert is coming up! Join us Dec 14 at Segerstrom High School for a not-so-traditional holiday celebration. Get your tickets at https://t.co/BG2cCyMS5K. #tistheseason

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@thefamousian @JasonKirkSBN Don't you mean Ivan the Terrible?

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@thinkgeek Both of the Death Star waffle irons we ordered came with instructions in French only. Is the English version available online? (haven't been able to find it). Emailed you about this 2 weeks ago, but never heard back.

[Tim @tim1724]

From the department mailing list. Apparently this was on TV on Monday.

[sara @jumper_krazy]

rt if you grew up going to the library

just trying to prove a point

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@fpl Sounds like a great event! Have you considered opening it up to adults, too, or scheduling an additional session that's open to adults?

[Glenn Zorpette @Electric_Genie]

Jason Barnes is a cyborg drummer who can literally play faster than is humanly possible. The only problem is, he doesn't own his advanced-tech cyborg arm. A Kickstarter campaign aims to change that. https://t.co/qHKYsCwmGz

[Mount Prospect Public Library @MPPLib]

If only some of these were real! https://t.co/nlNSg4QwX0

[IEEE Spectrum @IEEESpectrum]

👨: Can I order one water?
🤖: Yes, that is permissible.
👨: Okay, can you bring me one water?
🤖: Yes, I am able to do that.
👨: May you bring me one water?
🤖: Yes, I am able to do that.
👨: I would like—
🤖: Please tell me your order.
🤦: ...
https://t.co/oqUFQGqdFA

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@thefamousian https://t.co/YkNAWsIjRH

[Nick Simmonds @Diacritic]

If you delete the word "of" from most D&D magic items, it sounds like you're naming jazz musicians: Boots Elvenkind, Bag Holding, Ray Enfeeblement, etc.

[Keith Buerger @xylofile]

@BatLabels https://t.co/ChDt3yI1HX

[Give Me Internet @GiveMeInternet]

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