Carolyn Lloyd

It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

When I talk to babies and pets I do it like an idiot.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Dont worry if you cant remember what happened, Facebook will forever.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Twitter makes you improve your writing, the 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Ugly bitches be having their photos in all kind of fucking angles. Upside down, sideways and shit. BITCH YOU UGLY AT EVERY ANGLE

[Florence Barnett @KiriakLady]

The cost of not following your heart, is spending the rest of your life ... wishing you had.

[Kimberley Rose @ichernizov]

Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?! Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name = The life of Rihanna

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Only In The Hood a nigga will steal your shit & help you look for it. . . "Damn bruh where you last had it at?"

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

The 1st was masturbating, but that just made funerals awkward.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Horror movies don't scare me. But eight missed calls from my mom does.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

"Yes, and it's called 'African American TV' you rascist little jerk."

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

"Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.