Yoni Mazuz

Dessert bookkeeper, short king, friend to all birds… ugh ok mastodon Bluesky @yonatron.com

[Yoni Mazuz @yonatron]

Still, I probably won’t be getting one at this time

[Yoni Mazuz @yonatron]

I think the electric Ferrari is pretty cool looking and also looks a little like the new Nissan Leaf.

[Yoni Mazuz @yonatron]

@ad_mastro @EggerDC Ok but you just used it like a comma—even worse!

[Paul Sherman @PaulMSherman]

The absurdity of this prosecution is the entire point, by the way. In the same way that nobody believes that Putin's enemies all happen to be clumsy around windows, no serious person can believe this prosecution is legitimate. The point is to show they can do it anyway.

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

The FCC chair openly bragging about the President of the United States forcing out undesirable journalists and installing "new ownership" of TV networks. Totally normal, folks.

[constans @constans]

This is just reimplementing the JPCOA but with a war and the straits of Hormuz getting closed

[Tom Angell 🌳📰ⓥ @tomangell]

@BretWeinstein You got Lucy’ed, predictably, you Charlie Brown son of a bitch.

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

they dragged her away in chains and shipped her to Texas and only then checked, determined she was in fact here legally, and released her in Texas to figure out how to get back to Minnesota herself. and people wonder why her neighbors would protest!!!

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Why don’t we have the name(s) of who murdered Alex Pretti yet? The government obviously knows who did it. The secret police anonymously killing citizens is not how things work in a free country.

[Scott Greenfield @ScottGreenfield]

This is a confession that ICE is detaining people without reasonable and articulable suspicion. ICE is violating the Constitution, and it doesn't give a damn.

[Yoni Mazuz @yonatron]

No annual DST/standard switches, but geographical time shifts should be continuous so every time you move .25° due west you gain a minute.

[Mark Allan Bovair @markallanbovair]

“Let’s move Noon to 1pm” is fake time.

This is a horrible idea. Your preference for evening daylight forces kids to stand at bus stops two hours before sunrise.

The proper solution is permanent standard time with a realignment of time zones.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Donald Trump destroying the American-led international order because he’s a whiny bitch about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize—an award no conservative respects anyway—is the sort of thing you would have been accused of having Trump Derangement Syndrome for saying might happen.

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

Every day now, US citizens are being detained for absolutely no reason other than what they look like. It's barbaric.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I don't think he's mentioned his own children as much as he's mentioned the brain damage test.

[Kenan Perry 🟣 @KenanPerry]

@hering_david @Etanarachel Macneth

[everything's computer @col_mobius]

If someone were to stand in my office recording me while I did my job, and my response was to punch them and tackle them to the ground, I would simply get fired

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

They are functionally celebrating that ICE killed someone they believe is their political enemy

This is Radio Rwanda shit

[Yoni Mazuz @yonatron]

@SonnyBunch Did you review them in that order? I’ve seen Die My Love but not the other two; it’ll be convenient if I don’t have to skip around!

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

The entire U.S. foreign-born population is only 45 million people, so this ridiculous edge-lord post by taxpayer-funded trolls is suggesting deporting 55 million native-born citizens.

[Andrea R. Flores @Arosaflores]

Absolutely devastating. Naturalization ceremonies are some of the most patriotic events I’ve ever attended. Canceling these ceremonies & delaying naturalization for people who followed every rule—simply because of their country of origin—is profoundly anti-American.