Maxwell T PhD

26 || 10x AWL || 518/910 || 🍉 || Tom Cruise Defender || #RingTheBell #ForTheShoe #LakeShow #ForgedInGold #LIGHTITUPNYL || It’s a weird combo, it’s a long story

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Let em know Big Reeb

[Sarah Stook @sarah_stook]

This was the bit that got me at the 9/11 Museum.

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

How can I be racist if my favorite juror is black?

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[Kody @Kody0fficial]

Awww shit, time for another day of being the fucking man

[Maxwell T PhD @yungmaxxt]

@Harry_Barnes3 @JamesLear99 @human_shambles @World0fEcho Which 2 are pretty bad?

[maddie (De Palma Certainties) @payphoneexhibit]

how it feels

[Maxwell T PhD @yungmaxxt]

@DAMAGEKaeltrl House shows being the only time they’ve shared a ring besides that shitty war games match is so fucking lame. Insane missed layup

[evie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @nanami1ss]

He had a family.
He had children.
He had a wife.
He had friends.
He had fans.
He had supporters.
R.I.P. Jonathan Joestar

[Shaun C. @ShaunMichaels98]

This game is boring. I can’t wait to watch two real teams go at it like the Titans-Jets

[Maxwell T PhD @yungmaxxt]

@WilliamCoslosky I still think in an alternate universe he’s a Colts legend and multiple time pro bowler

[Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma @CampMiasmaFilm]

not meta like New Nightmare by fright master Wes Craven

[Maxwell T PhD @yungmaxxt]

@maddhacks I think the 3 dead children is probably the worst part about the case ngl

[forward deployed fish @Jacobkupp]

fuck yeah bro, wikipedia for you page. byzantine naval battle, papua new guinean creole language, indiana township population 310, deputy governor of the bank of england, sierra leonean cuisine, it's wikipedia for you dawg it's lit.

[rose @roramdin]

Damn this blew up lol if u fw this post come into work covered in blood and screaming

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

dead jaywalkers can't reoffend

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Alien: This isn't my true form. I've come to you in the guise of someone familiar to most humans so as not to alarm you

Me: Osama bin Laden? You're not getting this at all dude

[altrakanetannhäuser @ALTRAKILL]

niggas be sayin em dash use is an ai indicator
well excuuuse me a nigga walked away from AP Lang with a lil sumn sumn in his 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘳𝘦

[Maxwell T PhD @yungmaxxt]

@alaskastardust Don’t listen to him. It’s a very good show for about 4 seasons. Just took way too long to wrap up

[Maxwell T PhD @yungmaxxt]

@Gokusolos241 @BJRains Good lord. The ND game especially was rough