Rx beef

✨️dissociating on the internet✨️

[awlivv @awlivv]

the only super bowl i care about is the one i’m about to smoke

[dj_microsoftsurface @imreallyboring3]

why does having a boyfriend feel republican

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

literally across the street from this is a bunch of storage containers at industrial sites on the water before opening up to a gorgeous bay view 1/4 mile down the road. just look right instead of left and mind your business ?

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

what

[caroline rose @itsunclecarol]

this morning our cover art was nominated for a grammy. a round of applause for my brilliant friends who helped me bring this crazy idea to life, and to my parents (both book cover designers) who raised me to 100% judge a book by its cover.

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

I'm pumped that we're still calling it twitter. I'm actually hella stoked.

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

just saw grade B fap material in my video game

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

spooning a tall person should be called backpacking

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

do you remember what your high school peers drove to school or r u normal

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

what has a school bus ever done for ME (a lot actually)

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

these pants make my non-existent azz.... exist

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

im a natural skeptic of all things. tell me something, i dont believe you.

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

intrusive thought of the day: put apple cider in the vape juice

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it

[tate @50FirstTates]

“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

in the middle of my annual HP binge & about to watch the half-blood prince but that feels insensitive

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

turn it off i dare you

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

@hankgreen how do u think he can afford to fall in love with someone new every day?

[Rx beef @zaddygrl]

i bet you literally could not guess what im holding