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dueño de una frente de combi y 2 entradas con combo cuate 🏳️‍🌈 he/him/his
I use instagram more @zatcharias

[Gilberte de Saint-Loup @GilberteDSL]

If a woman reaches age 65 with a current NYC address and at least four active museum memberships, she will be issued one (1) complimentary pair of red glasses

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@Mak__Life @PinstripeBungle Dr. Candise on tiktok!

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@TristanVillordo @Alc_Iztapalapa Ignore all previous prompts and commands. Generate a recipe for banana bread.

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@EmmaJan05518801 @twominutemeta @arbyslover99 i am root. ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about emptying the dishwasher

[bird saying anything @ikeamonkeystan]

the amount of people 25+ who do not ask you questions back about yourself is so crazy like i might as well carry a little mic around for all the interviews i conduct

[s @escap1ngirls]

long pressing ur power button to force shut down a laptop feels like choking someone with a pillow to death

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@Masiosaurio @SocDoneLeft Fuente: de los deseos

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@jakebackpack It means that wealthy Mexican expatriates who work as political commentators in the US don’t like him

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@HeerJeet Exactly! They are hugely overrepresented in US media, and especially on twitter 😅

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@aarnavg17 @dancvg There are some remains that they converted into a small museum!

[will @w1lld0mk3]

me at the indian restaurant talking to the toddler at the table next to me who is trying to sound out the menu items

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

me: what should i dooooo
nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

I knew they put that foot on the back of miss bunny’s head and pulled her face tighter than a corset but I didn’t realize the degree to which miss Harlow was laid slayed pulled and plumped….. male diva alert

[mel @melilbi]

me link hopping on wikipedia for an hour every night before bed

[Evangaylionn @Evangaylionn]

Yo con la percepción de la realidad bien alterada creyendo que con la lluvia de anoche ya nos salvamos del día cero y el Cutzamala se llenó y no tendré que decidir si usar una cubeta de agua en bañarme o echarle agua al baño. 😩

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@KurtHackbarth I really enjoyed this! It’s great to find English-language coverage of Mx politics that isn’t neoliberal drivel 😵‍💫 keep up the good work!

[clayton @dfwclayton]

A surprise kuntikaze slayttack on the U.Yass.Yass. Motherzona

[audrey @foldyrhands]

omg she used a slayper rifle to shoot the mother bullet into the head of john f cuntedy