A.L. Likely

An Alaskan living out loud in Texas. Writer. Burnt out paramedic.

[A.L. Likely @Alvildalikely]

Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back.

[A.L. Likely @Alvildalikely]

@frez777 ALL of them have listed meds for either general anxiety or antidepressants or both. One also listed ADHD meds.

[A.L. Likely @Alvildalikely]

Why in the fuck does everyone under 26 feel it necessary to list their prescription medication on their job applications?

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

my mind is complex but my soul is simple

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Why the attitude baby. It's Friday.

[Tex the White @hardspiral]

Brother, if she wanted to (show you her boobies) she would

[Angie @AngelinaC72]

That ah-ha moment where you can clearly identify the idiot in play
and it’s yourself.

[𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚖 @ad_inferos_]

Somedays belong to the shadows...

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

Sorry. I can not tone down the audacity. I wish I could too.

[120yearz @120yearz]

the "shut the fuck up" is always implied

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

Bucket list: just be quiet for 10 minutes

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

I'm kind of old-fashioned -- I like to read actual books and part seas by raising my hands above my head.

[Wilde Thingy (new account) @Wilde_Thingy]

You don't need to reinvent the wheel.

Instead rebrand the wheel and sell it for an inflated price to overpaid idiots.

[Jack🏴‍☠️Savage @SavageJack269]

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another
You been messin' around

[Silent Raven @SilentRaven00]

good morning to everyone up to no good. i hope your plans are terrible in the best way

[phone home @summers_sonny]

I 3-D printed your like and now I have e plastic thumbs up hanging from my rear view

[Huge Jacknuts @BreadedMark]

I’m the Anthony Bourdain of $12 wines..

‘This Josh Chardonnay reflects the Southside masculine energy of a $14 Chinese buffet’

[Dolla Sto Waffles @Wook316]

I hate when I haven't heard from someone and can't remember their @ and name, and wonder if they're ok

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Hey i got your irainian stargate right here

[Jay @Jay1972Jay]

My Ferbie speaks in tongues.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Welcome to your sixties, you wallet is at least two and a half inches wide now.