Tonya Dodd

We don't need to rush. If somethings bound to happen, it will happen. In the right time, with the right person and for the best reason.

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

Reading a paragraph over and over again because you can't concentrate on it.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

My texting speed increases, when I'm mad.

[Kimberly Bradshaw @simonkov74]

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

[Bella White @shaluev78]

*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.

[Tammy Campbell @IliodorMiss]

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

After 4 or 5 successful movies, you'd think Ethan Hunt would stop referring to his missions as "impossible".

[Chelsey Pederson @sgrechenyuk1]

The 1st restaurant on the moon didn't do very well. It had great food but no atmosphere.

[Jacqueline Kenney @MissProtasiy]

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

[Rocio Swanson @nadberezhnyy]

Back in elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else was your bitch.

[Terry Richards @illyuminarskiy1]

Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time..

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Tammy Campbell @IliodorMiss]

When a girl is silent, she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

[Neva Smiley @88Izot]

I'm pretty sure fat people cry on purpose so they can taste their tears.

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

The weirder you sculpt your facial hair, the less likely I am to put you out if you're ever on fire.

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

Dear Board of Education, so are we.

[Linda Bryant @sapeleva]

If McDonald's is the official restaurant of the Olympics, cigarettes might as well be the official medicine of cancer.

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

God said, Ask me and Ill make nations your inheritance and earths extremities your possession - Psalm 2:8

[Stella Lary @silantiykhitri1]

Saying to your friend, "there's your best friend" when you see someone they hate

[Tonya Dodd @ArefiyCool]

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.