Drewchebag

Too spicy for the pepper.

[Drewchebag @BeardedManFace]

Feather my chest hair so I know you're a MILF who grew up in the 80's.

[Drewchebag @BeardedManFace]

@Mego_Blairo </3

[Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms]

Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess

Droid: What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

[anthony feastconnell @AnthonyOComedy]

I'm pretty fat for how empty I am.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(845): The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

[interview]
I see here you have an eighth degree black belt in feng shui.
Me: *pushes interviewers chair into hallway*

[Drewchebag @BeardedManFace]

"@Moi_RaRa: Him: I love you

Me: touché"

@saintkillua on her wedding day

[Drewchebag @BeardedManFace]

"@Homoposts: why rihanna look like canary from hunter X hunter https://t.co/cfkMnVKGoN" @saintkillua

[BiscuitFloater @BiscuitFloater]

I got fired from my job at the sperm bank.

They apparently didn't like me saying, "Get a load of this guy" every time someone walked in.

[Drewchebag @BeardedManFace]

@Pokemon I just realized I missed the #MewEvent. Nooooooooo! #Pokemon #Mew #event #PokemonForever

[Sissy Stevens @NoHickeys]

Teardrop tattoos, but with little penises for one night stands.

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

#ArmPitHickiesHurt

[Drewchebag @BeardedManFace]

https://t.co/iblQr5FFIW via @youtube @saintkillua

[orange shirt guy @awkwardphilippe]

[Mary Poppins voice]: It's a beautiful day today!

[Batman voice]: A beautiful day to throat punch