Christopher Kelly

Engineer/Father by day, a SciFi/Fantasy writer/tired father by night. Writer of dragons, werewolves and magic-casters!

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

@on_lothianbuses What is the actual point in creating a timetable, installing interactive departure boards at every stop if the buses don’t stick to it? I have missed many a bus because they either don’t show up when the board states or, and get this, they arrive and leave early.

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

Got a pop up today on my PC saying that Windows had an update. It started with saying “Windows is continuously improving.” It then asked me whether I wanted to restart now or later. This popup had no buttons. No buttons! So I couldn’t exit it. My Pc was stuck. Good job Windows 👍

[🇵🇸 Genel Jumalon @GenelJumalon]

Me the past few weeks...

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

@realjtk Still better than Bing though

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

😡

[Pirate Software @PirateSoftware]

If you get stuck.
Rubber Duck.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Thoughts?

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

@TRHLofficial I really hope this is a joke…

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Your commute is part of your working day. Not only should we be paid for it but we should also be able to write off its expense. You can’t change my mind.

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

Naming characters in my #book continues to be the hardest thing I’ve ever done #writing #amwriting #amwritingfantasy

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

@realjtk @Calvinn_Hobbes Now you mention it, it doesn’t sound very “Calvin-y”…

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

Had the absolute joy of seeing @MrEdByrne this week at the #Edinburgh #Fringe and it was the highlight of the festival. Hilarious, moving, and a little dark, it's one of the best shows I have seen. So good, in fact, I considered seeing it again the following night!

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

British Gas profits soar by 889% to record £969m as households struggle with huge bills.

It is legalised robbery.

Profiteering = inflation = cost of living crisis.

Govt cuts real wages, does nothing to curb profiteering.

Ofgem does not protect people.
https://t.co/CqoIUUDGAr

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I keep being asked what I make of the UFO thing in Congress yesterday, so here it is: I watched a few clips and saw some people who seemed to believe stuff saying extraordinary things without presenting extraordinary evidence. Therefore I have nothing more to say, other than: It would be great if true - it would take a bit of the pressure off our civilisation if we weren’t the only means within the Milky Way by which the Universe understands itself. Sadly, as of today, I still feel that pressure, so can we perhaps focus on not messing our world up rather than hoping that, to paraphrase Sagan, someone will float down to save us from ourselves.

[Christopher Kelly @Christopher_J_K]

If an evil genius ever weaponises phone signal, just head to #IKEA and you’ll be fine.

[M. L. @emelkrishnan]

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to say this. Maybe this is cancel-worthy, or maybe what I'm about to say makes you seethe with rage. It's fine. I don't care. If you're relying on AI to write your stories in any form, shape, or fashion, you are not a writer. You are not.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Well, well, well. It looks like the BBC aired a cut version of a BAFTA winner's speech when she dared to criticise the government. So I'm doing my little bit to spread the word, to ensure more people hear what @siobhni said than would have if they'd just left it alone. RT!

[NASA @NASA]

It’s a TRAP(PIST)-1! 🦑

About 40 light-years away lies a planetary system with the most Earth-sized exoplanets found in a star's habitable zone. Learn more about the TRAPPIST-1 system that was recently studied by @NASAWebb: https://t.co/0sxJaVq7RB

#MayTheFourth