Cry It Out Mom

Mother of two. Work from home mom. I dabble in writing. This parenting account is my hobby; I’m funny sometimes. #honestmothering

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

Please don’t come at us moms when we won’t buy into the latest trends…
We are a generation of mothers with tramp stamps. We know how it ends.

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

My Instagram messages are not working - I keep getting the same notifications over and over, if I send anything it disappears for me, and I haven’t got new messages since 8am yesterday. Bah!

https://t.co/xkvbFIk5OK

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

@twinstantfamily I’m so so sorry

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

My kid has figured out that if they ask me to do something that isn’t urgent it will probably take me 15 minutes to get to it, but if they say they’re ‘just going to do it themselves’ I will run over immediately to make sure they are doing it right.

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

90% of parenting is answering the question “can we have screen time”, the other 10% is spent making up facts about parenting

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I run my house like a well oiled machine; specifically a runaway train

[Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom]

Looking for recommendations for cities with super nice bathrooms as I’m quickly learning that vacationing with a freshly potty trained toddler means public restrooms are the only attractions I see.

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

13 years ago I spent the early part of July 4th down at the beach with a huge community of young sober friends. By the afternoon I was blacked out at a house party and drinking into the early morning hours of July 5, doing the things alcoholic women do…
1/4

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

I was sad that the Argentinosaurus would never fit in the Dinosaur train, but I realised that all this is not real.
Then I was sad because it is not real.

[Twinstant Family | Lisa @twinstantfamily]

Today’s toddler mood brought to you by wtf

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

My husband asked me to stop being passive aggressive to my mother-in-law, but without that we’d have no relationship

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

Q: What do you call a rash caused by a nickel necklace?

A: Chain reaction.

[Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad]

The real fireworks are these awesome Canadians:
@IHideFromMyKids
@kidversations_
@ToriTheMom
@krystaunclear
@katbuble
@SwissArmyWife00
@AntsyButterfly
@kryzazzy
@hiddensnacksma
@momlikethat1
@CryitoutMom
@cheesecakecryin
@MomsterClub
@jacanamommy
@Kids_kubed

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

Not Christianity?

It's Christianity.

Not all that is good is Christian. Not all that is Christian is good.

Goodness can be, and often is, independent of Christianity. Stop equating the two.

[3 Wild Rainbows @wildrainbow2]

I'm at the coffee shop crocheting so my metamorphosis into old lady is complete.

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

@notmythirdrodeo Lovely 🤪 🌵

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

@reallifemommy3 Haha nice

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

@MadHatterMommy True!

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

@IDontSpeakWhine Just no filter anymore 😂

[Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy]

As a mom of boys, the most important lesson I will teach them is how to use the bathroom in under 5 minutes

[Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom]

@LizerReal Oh my gosh 🤣