milk headache

sc: emily0marie she/her

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

do you fw girls who pick the skin around their fingernails until they bleed

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

greg abbott core

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Should I have casual sex or kill myself

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Although you’re extremely attractive and I’d love to have sex I don’t think we’re soulmates and it would thus be irresponsible for me to entangle our spirits. Hope you understand

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

This program is the only reason rfk is still alive

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

people have no idea about breakfast taco culture in Texas and it’s clearly showing

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

my type in men is if a cigarette was a person

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Deleted all dating apps, gonna meet my future boyfriend the old fashioned way: accidentally backing into his car in the parking lot of the nearby HEB

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

Pee told Poop not to Shit, according to Fart

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

You guys can’t seriously expect RFK Jr to remember what he did with every severed penis he collected through the years

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

my doctor just wrote me a prescription for a pack of cigarettes and two tall boys???

[x__x @bpdsins]

he pulled my panties to the side and 2 cigarettes fell out

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

The man. The myth. The my cat

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation