Been a good day resting, reflecting, and spending time with the M and shorties. Get your minds right, brothers. Tomorrow is a big day for @F3Memphis. Hydrate, lay out your clothes, and remember that fartsackers don’t get to tell stories. SYITG. Love y’all. Mean it.
Thinking about @F3Memphis turning 2 tomorrow made me take a stroll down memory lane. Learned all I needed to know in life @ these 2 places. Except for monkey humpers. Learned that at @F3Nation. And how to be a dominant Nantan. Learned that at ... never mind. Was born with it. Lol
They also have something called "The Sterilization Chamber," which just so happens to be the birthplace of both @F3Louisville and @F3Nashville. I made sure to not spend too much time in there. Didn't want to come out shooting blank paper wads!
In a surprise to literally no one, @F3Naperville holds a commanding lead on the 2019 @F3IronPax Leaderboard, despite the fact that it's still August. They need to be using the time before the rest of us start to source clean urine samples for the mandatory testing that's coming.
What's happening Twitter asks? Where do I begin? @F3Naperville probably just took the lead over @F3LexSC for the @F3IronPax registration race. It was just a matter of time. LOL. At least according to my magic watch right @F3Memphis ? #bustinchops
How about the homie Meter Mug showing up early to help @andrewcbeach with a little 3rdF Fish Fry at @advancememphis?!? Fish are friends ... friends that you chew ... unless you're made of paper.
You should feel elated. This is the best thing that’s happened in @F3Louisville since Virginia overcame a 4 point deficit with 0.9 seconds left in March Madness ‘18 to inexplicably beat the Cards. #oneshiningmoment