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Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
Actor, Fat Fitness Model, Occasional Nudist, the inventor of Tequila, Aggressively Unfancy & Self- made thousandaire. Spreading smiles like they're herpes
Joburg,boet!
Joined June 2014
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Fit_Paul
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Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰
@ErrenMichaels
over 11 years ago
A pack of wild dads circle me, hammers raised. "But I don't need any DIY," I say, "I'm fine!" "Hello Fine," their leader hisses, "I'm dad."
Fit_Paul
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Floyd
@dafloydsta
over 11 years ago
We get it artists. Things are beautiful but in a sad way.
Fit_Paul
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Josh
@iwearaonesie
over 11 years ago
wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though
Fit_Paul
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Evil Dad
@evildadatron
over 11 years ago
I would conjure up demonic entities to gather innocent souls for me to feast on but... my kids colored on all the pages of my Necronomicon
Who to follow
The OG DB
@ginop716
twitter isnt real life. you don't get sarcasm do ya. 🇵🇱 🇺🇸
jason gorenchan
@say_10
Snap and kick say_10
Byron
@byron_something
“If a fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit” - Mitch Hedberg
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
over 11 years ago
You know who else didn't have plans on Friday night? Harry Potter. He was busy fighting Voldemort. Maybe I am too. You don't know my life.
Fit_Paul
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Dick Scurvy
@DickScurvy
over 11 years ago
The Devil: Did you get my email? Me: *sighs audibly* Me: Yes, The Devil. I'm very busy. Don't be weird.
Fit_Paul
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Leon Reynders
@Leonidas365L
over 11 years ago
@hardeddy
@Fit_Paul
and these kak caaclists wonder why they get dribbed all the time!
Fit_Paul
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Ryan
@mjkspeaks
over 11 years ago
I always avoid people the way that I want to be avoided.
Fit_Paul
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Evan Fabri
@BlindVigil
over 12 years ago
I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years
Fit_Paul
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Minion
@ItsTheMinions
over 11 years ago
#TweetYourLifeInAPicture
Fit_Paul
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Blissy
@PyrBliss
over 11 years ago
I just want someone to love me. But not too much because then that's just annoying.
Fit_Paul
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Josh
@iwearaonesie
over 11 years ago
*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!
Fit_Paul
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Josh
@iwearaonesie
over 11 years ago
*falls asleep on the couch* *starts whining* *wife comes over* *sprays more easy cheese in my mouth* *goes back to sleep*
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
over 11 years ago
@byron_something
mayb it just needs a little cleaning
Fit_Paul
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
about 12 years ago
Dear Women, We're all idiots Just pick one that's not the idiotist and go with it Signed, Some dude
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
almost 12 years ago
I love Chinese food as much as the next guy,,, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
almost 12 years ago
After socializing and being nice to people all day it's nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an asshole on the Internet.
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
almost 12 years ago
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
almost 12 years ago
Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd love to bring a guest.
Fit Paul
@Fit_Paul
almost 12 years ago
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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