GWR Helpless

Adventure starts by buying one of GWR's overpriced tickets. Welcome aboard the new trains, enjoy rock hard seats whilst sat outside a station going nowhere.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

You can count on #GWR who will continue to provide* short formed, delayed misery wagons to ensure you get the level of disservice that over charged customers have come to loath and hate!
#GWRAdventures

*unless cancelled without warning.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

Meanwhile over on facepunch...
@BorisJohnson @realDonaldTrump
About sums it up really 😂😂😂

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@TrainDiaries Happy Birthday TD Junior.

[Jim White @jimw1]

Woman in the bureau de change just told me I'd get 320 euros for £300 for my holidays. I told her to buck up, be more optimistic and stop pedalling project fear. But oddly she didn't give me any more.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@Jimk92198312 @GWRHelp @GrumpNow Hello Jink, #GWR would like to apologise for the irritation caused by the new intrain safety and information announcements, but it’s not going to happen.
Suck it up buttercup, they will stay on repeat until you lose your mind.
Thanks
Dick.
#GWRAdventures

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@GemmaEade @GWRHelp Hello Gemma.
Apologies for the late reply.
#GWR aims to provide a consistent service, hence the late response, and tries to ensure maximum inconvenience.
As a season ticket holder, I doubt you are poor, not at these eye watering prices!
Have a great journey.
Dick.

[GreatWesternFailway @GWRFailway]

Let's get #gwrhardseat trending.... @UnaRoseauthor, those scoundrels sure deserve it.... Just remember to tag it with your next #GWRAdventures tweet. 😍

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@round_windows @GWRHelp @GrumpNow @SimonHogfress @Crap_GWR @iratekommuter @GWRFailway Good morning James,
#GWR use quantum physics, string theory and abstract maths to plan timetables and calculate journey times.
All services are exactly where and when they should be at any given moment.
Dick.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@round_windows @GWRHelp @GWRFailway @IsambardsGhost @iratekommuter @Crap_GWR @GWRHelpUs @GrumpNow Hi James, I’m not calling you a dick.
Dick.

P.S. #GWR will not be publishing the delays until the last possible moment to cause increased inconvenience.
Dick.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@round_windows @GWRHelp @GWRFailway @IsambardsGhost @iratekommuter @Crap_GWR @GWRHelpUs @GrumpNow Hi James, sorry for the delayed reply.
#GWR are building in delays to their standard timetables for consistency.
Thanks for your continued support.
Dick.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@round_windows @GWRHelp @GWRHelpUs Hi James. In India, it’s quite normal for passengers to travel on the roof of a train and often if there’s no room, to cling to the sides.
As we now have the same climate, it’s entirely in keeping with new #GWR travel policy.
Dick.
#GWRAdventures

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@frankcranktank @GWRHelp @GWRFailway @GwrTrain @EndGwr Hi Frank,
You have probably guessed it’s all related to the extreme weather we are currently experiencing.
Quite frankly Frank, #GWR can’t be arsed.
Dick.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@MsSiobhan_A @cr_rail @GWRHelp *aboard.
Apologise for the typo.
This is well below the standard of message delivery expected.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@MsSiobhan_A @cr_rail @GWRHelp Hi Shavaughn, #GWR would like to positively enforce their disregard for customers and their opinions.
The extra time about is completely free, please enjoy using it to appreciate the London architecture.
Dick.
#GWRAdventures

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@charlie3090 @GWRHelp Hi Charlotte, sorry to hear this.
Which service were you scheduled to take?
Dick.

Actually, don’t reply, just enjoy the journey on the bus, relax, take in the scenery #GWR don’t care.

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@CommutingRants @GWRHelp Hi Mr Rants, it would a surprise if there were a complete lack of chaos! #GWR would like to reassure you that a consistent service can be relied upon.
Chaos has been planned for the foreseeable future.
Dick.
#GWRAdventures

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@railandroad @TLRailUK @GNRailUK @northernassist @TPEassist Why no mention of #GWR
What purpose will the collected info serve?
Do you have any influence to force TOCs to improve their services?

[GWR Train Cattle @GwrTrain]

Take the opportunity to let ORR know that crazy overcrowding is not ok and absolutely unsafe, and that they are condoning the continuation of shameful travelling conditions. Address them directly through this survey. @railandroad https://t.co/ccKldciQsz

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@GWRFailway @networkrail @networkrailwest Hi, if you sped along and completed your journey to bath in just 13 minutes, you would miss the opportunity of enjoying the magnificent countryside and some of the amazing architecture of Bath.
Please enjoy the extra time #GWR have given you free of charge.
Dick
#GWRAdventures

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@GwrTrain This is very moooooooving!

[GWR Helpless @GHelpless]

@LaraRixon @GWRHelp Hi Lara. Apologies for the delayed reply, #GWR run their twitter feed much like their trains.
This was a planned short formed service to encourage passengers to get closer and bond with each other.
Hope you enjoyed your #GWRAdventures
Dick.