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caffeinated and confused

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Kind of odd that all the Trump "I’m the boss" clips leave out the part where he enters the room like he's part of the South Korean delegation, blindly following Lee Jae Myung to his seat.

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

Update: the text of the MOU that was leaked by CNN turned out to almost exactly reflect the language of the actual MOU.

This is a White House official who knew this when he tweeted this denial.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

People who think Vance is a really effective communicator seem to miss the fact that he routinely just makes up the arguments of fictional critics and then DESTROYS the strawmen.

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Watched a cute animal video that I knew to be AI all the way through

[GusGus @InGusWeTruss]

Where’s that guys tweet asking why this is political now

[U.S. Interior Press @interiorpress47]

The advanced nanobubbler technology very effectively killed the algae that has plagued every Lincoln Reflecting Pool reopening—most infamously Obama's reopening—since 1922.

The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

It's a political thing because that's explicitly how Trump framed it: he attacked Obama and Biden and said he was going to fix what they had failed to. And now that his hubristic bloviating has backfired on him - and the country - yet again, people of course are mocking him.

[GusGus @InGusWeTruss]

Strength is when you give them 298B more before counting the lifted sanctions

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Here’s what a deal negotiated from a position of strength looks like:

Iran reopens the Strait of Hormuz.
The U.S. lifts its naval blockade.

Iran dismantles its nuclear program.
The U.S. provides phased sanctions relief.

Iran stops funding and arming its proxy network.
The U.S. provides additional sanctions relief.

Iran abandons its long range missile program.
The U.S. provides additional sanctions relief.

Iran ends its systematic human rights abuses and opens the country to meaningful reform.
The U.S. and its allies support economic reconstruction and investment.

Hezbollah withdraws from southern Lebanon and disarms.
Israel fully withdraws from Lebanon.

Everything is based on performance.

No upfront rewards. Iran acts first. The benefits come after.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Welp!

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[april🔻 @deltaruneing]

shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year

[GusGus @InGusWeTruss]

Believes the elites sacrifice children and has an American flag planted gun

More right on right violence

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: Details via federal arrest affidavit reveal that a California man named Michael Alan Thomas was one of the alleged organizers of the alleged UFC White House terror plot. Feds say he admitted he believes the U.S. government is run by elites who sacrifice and eat children, had involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, and are protected by President Trump.

Investigators took screenshots of his Signal chats in which details of the plot were discussed and maps of the UFC event were shown with suggestions on where snipers should be placed. Feds also recovered rifles & ammo.

Sources tell colleague @davidspunt those in custody are American citizens snd there is no foreign nexus believed to be at play.

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[GusGus @InGusWeTruss]

We're 10 years in and people still underestimate his power

He told them to be afraid so they were

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

LOL the White House's top talking point is "American families no longer have to fear a nuclear armed iran." Yes people in Shreveport were panicked about getting nuked by Iran before this dumbass war started and made everything more expensive for them.

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

How much you wanna bet Freddy is battling this mf’er?

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I’m sorry, but sterilizing flies isn’t the answer to screwworms. We need abstinence only programs.

[GusGus @InGusWeTruss]

This being a maga agitator holding the sign is just a little too on the nose

[Brad Zerbo @BradCGZ]

If jokingly calling Michelle Obama a man is so bad, what would be their reaction if protesters gathered at Obama's front door with "rape michelle" signs?

Asking for a friend.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I feel like 95% of nostalgia is just not knowing what was happening in the world when you were a child