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[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@christophethanh Is this now? Im wondering what all the noise is about!

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

Well @marksandspencer what do you call this? Apparently it’s a black coffee yet has the consistency of weak tea?!?!

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

Good to see a sense of humour about it all!

[Traffic Scotland @trafficscotland]

Morning! S here this very Windy Thursday morning.

Yellow Met Office Warning for Wind is in place for much of the country until 23:59

We have a number of Wind restrictions on bridges as well...check out all the latest here👉https://t.co/dr05EnXkP4

Please #takecare.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@sharonodea Wow. Just wow.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

It's been a while since I tweeted so I thought I'd better make it a good one - and therefore travelled to Costa Rica to make it interesting!

https://t.co/fEPJp0ipdt

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@LNER Pretty sure they would be aware. Rattling like a crazy beast!

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@LNER I’m on the 713am from Wakefield to London and the train carriage is rattling quite disconcertingly as we go along the track. Then evens out for bit before it’s like plane turbulence again. Is there something wrong with this carriage (G) or the track??

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@fesshole I once got me and all my friends (where we were all clearly plastered) into a club by telling the bouncer that “it’s ok we work for the government” and he let us in.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@aliruane

[Alvin Carpio @AlvinCarpio]

Hi 👋🏽 I'm working on a "secret" (lol) project, behind the scenes. I'm looking for a videographer, a video editor, & an animator. Know anyone who might fit the bill? *Ambitious, hungry, and cares about addressing social injustices*. If you know someone, please DM me. Many thanks.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@networkcompare @ClaireKerr @TheTobester @GCHQ My brain must be fried! Managed 1 through to 7, think I have 8 but I don't even understand what 9 is asking for!

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@GoogleAnti @manchestermelly Any chance of a hint? The gchq one didn’t help me :-D

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@StuuuCopywriter I’m with her. Flat fat better than those fluffy monstrosities.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

This is just so very British :-)

[Rosie C 💙 @gaswomancometh]

Perhaps I should try and lift your spirits by telling you the tale of one of our anaesthetists during the first wave. Involves nudity.

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

1st lockdown: I will use this time to bake bread, exercise, write, learn languages, read, yoga...

Latest lockdown: I will lie down and watch telly and wait for chocolate egg time

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

This is so very me today.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sunday plans:
Eat biscuits.
Look out of window.
Comment on weather.
Say “it just feels like we should do something. You know, before it’s back to normal on Monday?”
Do nothing.
Sip tea.
Repeat.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@SoVeryBritish It’s brilliant. It arrived late yesterday and I’m now on chapter 18. The most honest book I’ve read in ages. Plus LOL funny at times.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

You just couldn’t make this stuff up.

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

This is the sort of news I want to hear more of. I also want to be a shark. Good staying power.

[Andrew Ducker @andrewducker]

I just discovered that sharks predate both Saturn's Rings and Trees.

And they also survived four of the five mass extinctions.

(Saturn's Rings: 100 million years
Trees: 370 million years
Sharks: 450 million years)

[Jules @JuliaRuane]

@SeanMurricane We had honestly completely run out of loo roll so I had to buy some and felt like a complete covidiot for doing so, so bought 10 bags of bread flour while I was at it. #inforapenny