Maria T. Watson

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

Apple disables Walkie Talkie app due to vulnerability that could allow iPhone eavesdropping https://t.co/jTxD2soYnR

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me shes thinking about getting a cat.

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

ll the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words 'I just feel like...'A

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

I want Wake me if anything cool happens on my tombstone.

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

One time I was really high and attempted to flush my foot down the toilet. There was no Twitter then. so I'm telling you now.

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

Bill and Melinda Gates wash dishes together every night, and it symbolizes a feature every strong marriage has https://t.co/zddQQ51GpL

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio

[James Andrews @James_Andrews__]

How to Know if You're Too #Drunk to #Text Right #Now https://t.co/r0U68m7765

[Robert Stutler @robertstutler1]

These #Bizarre #Animals Actually #Exist! https://t.co/CMO9ZpuBTv

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes. so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think Look at that healthy jogger

[Maria T. Watson @Maria_Watson_]

Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook your hand; I went to the beach six years ago.

[Cyber Sensible @cybersensible]

10 Students #Reveal The #Creepiest #Sex Things A Teacher Has Ever Done In Class https://t.co/EObdFGD09f

[Awkward Post @myselfawkward]

#Ex #Gangsters Start New #Lives...What they become is baffling https://t.co/ghVasXDYqa

[Dolly Corley @CorleyDolly]

#Rihanna Goes #Braless For A #Night Out In LA https://t.co/GPEFpN6u0m

[Sara Baldwin @sarabaldwin122]

#Brand #Logos With Subliminal #Messages https://t.co/5eV1L769O2