Evelyn Tenney

When things are going bad, don't use that as an excuse to give up, use that as motivation to push harder. Never give up.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* "don't care'' "Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics" "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist"

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

[Madeline Salazar @jykparmiq1]

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

[Cheryl Collins @apujaDorr]

Saying, "OH YEAH I REMEMBER" when you really don't.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

First time I noticed inflation was when beer prices changed everywhere.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

I don't care if you don't like me, I wasn't put on this Earth to please you.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass..

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

The weirder you sculpt your facial hair, the less likely I am to put you out if you're ever on fire.

[Priscilla Holman @81Dosifey]

She wants to fall in love with you but she's afraid of getting hurt, afraid of lies, and afraid she'll end up with only tears in her eyes.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fu*k I Never Actually Learned Shit.

[Josefina Hammond @saychulin]

What a wifey understands, a hoe could NEVER comprehend.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Patricia Badilla @gelchiganierus1]

Those who can laugh at troubles must be having a hilarious time nowadays.

[Sharon Bedard @Fedosiy79]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

I'll take a McAnything please.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

I hate when I get that one text where I'm just like, "how the fuck do I reply to this?"

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.

[Evelyn Tenney @MsKulapchin]

Facebook would be a lot more interesting if it would let you decide which part of the body you would like to poke.