Profanity Plodders

We run but we won’t fucking enjoy it!

[Tanya Edwards @Crispie1975]

. @NinjaKitchenUK @NinjaKitchen really disappointed in your customer service. Some of the worst out there at the moment.
Taking money, saying items are despatched when they aren’t. How on Earth can Ninja justify saying it will take 9 days to investigate?

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@ianlockyer Plans schmams. Stay safe and feel better soon. That’s all we need xx

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

Boooom

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

There's beef, and then there's roast beef, with gravy and roast potatoes

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@bacon_greasy 🐽🫡

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

Not sure why but Twitter suggests lots of tweets for this account that are ladies wanting a bit of …..ahem…attention…..unless you look like Chris Hemsworth love I’m not interested.

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

I do feel sorry for the poor oppressed male, they’ve had it hard for so long. Fancy leaving them out of talking about balls.😱

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

I am watching the women football and notice that ALL the comentators are women. I also note when mens football is on there is a symobilic female comentator to cover the broadcasters arse. Should I complain there should me a male commentator in women's football

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@rogerjones Arrrrgh pass the brain bleach!

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

Seems a lot of people are very wrong. It’s like Bloody Brexit all over again 🤦🏻‍♀️ #bourbonrules

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Right, many of you wanted a proper poll so we’re having a proper poll. Let’s finally get to the bottom of this, which is the better biscuit:

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@3dw4rd5 You gave it away again 🙄

[Tanya Edwards @Crispie1975]

Twas the day before Christmas 🎄
And all through the house
No Internet working 🛑
At the click of a mouse……. 🐭

Still!! after over 24hours of @virginmedia being down in Thanet.

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

Pre race toilet queue 🙌🏻

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@ianlockyer Love Johnny, he has the ‘Everett’ unpredictability factor

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@ianlockyer I thought that about it too. Used to love it as a kid and pray Kenny Everett would be on.

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

WOW!!! Where has that week gone! How can it be #Alkoholfreiday already!!! 🍻
So it is time to #giveaway another case of #liquidgold 🍻
For your chance to win some #isotonic refreshment simply RT, and maybe follow 👍
Winner announced at 5pm today! GOOD LUCK!!

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@onearmedjohn Rightly! Not tightly…..god I swear my phone changes things

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@PPlodders making running look difficult

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@onearmedjohn Sausage rolls at mile 17 if I remember tightly though. That was my first marathon 😱

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@onearmedjohn God, so hard and a personal worst

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@onearmedjohn Lay?? 😂😂 I’m delirious from all the fun

[Profanity Plodders @PPlodders]

@onearmedjohn Yeah, absolutely bloody awful but such a lay laugh