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[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Tom @tompwillis]

See that’s a batter looking at a baseball coming towards them. If you know the game the logo makes perfect sense.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

We were in a park yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a squirrel. I started crying. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Could Altuve have hit Ohtani's sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[Bring Hockey Back @BringHockeyBack]

The most beer league clapper ever… got 6 dudes in front of me, 2 teammates - dgaf neck-high clap bomb incoming.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

The bus I took home had a skeleton driving it and all of the other passengers were also skeletons but it came on time and dropped me off at my stop. Idk. Nothing bad happened. I'd probably ride it again

[grovy @grovymango]

if a frog needed me to buy beer for it bc it doesn't have ID, i would do it.

[NASA @NASA]

It's our home.

This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Logan Gilbert "catches" a 108 mph comebacker...

In his Jersey. 🤣

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

They keep their stuff in it.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Timeline Cleanse: Rio de Janeiro's stunning giant doctor statue

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

If they win the lottery, straight to Legends Row

[k.d. madigan @riotsurvivor]

oh so when the Vancouver canucks crash in the Pacific it's a disappointment but when Artemis ii does it it's a marvel of engineering

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Being an expert in a topic actually does make you more qualified to make decisions on it than someone who read a Facebook post

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

Dub Gleed should be racing pods not playing baseball