Quarnian

I'm so adjective, I verb nouns adverbly. She/her.

[Quarnian @Quarnian]

How to cat:

1. Lay on human lap

2. Slowly ooze off lap over 15 minutes until you suddenly fall off

3. Glare at human, who is responsible.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

States where it's illegal to whistle underwater

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

[Christin @hexprax]

American conservatism just doesn’t appeal to me because I’m not scared of everything.. not scared of immigrants, crime, using public transportation, cities. I’m interested in other people and like talking to them. Even if someone is weird it doesn’t really bother me.

[Alan Levinovitz @AlanLevinovitz]

Here's another response to a common objection. People keep saying that American obesity rates and associated health problems are due to artificial ingredients that aren't allowed in Europe.

But how does this explain basic variation in obesity rate by country? Why, for example, does Tonga have an obesity rate 22% higher than the US? Why do Romania (a European country!) and Kuwait have comparable levels to the US?

Why does Canada, which regulates food more or less like the US, have an obesity rate that's 12% lower than the US? 🤔

The answers are complicated, but I'll tell you what isn't the answer: The relative levels of "artificial" ingredients in these countries' foods!

https://t.co/OCkum15o1D.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

I wore scrubs to Target and a woman asked me if her eye looked infected so I did what any doctor’s office would do. I asked her when her last period was and then I weighed her

[giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff]

wow. we are all shocked and surprised

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

A simpler time, when 12 Monkeys sounded like a lot.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Omg 😭

[Brat 🖤⛓️ @TheTayMarie]

I just seen a TikTok that said "the longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home."

........... bitch

[penny centipede @AlolanEggs]

Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover

Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over

[Ismail O @postalcioglu]

@ChadNotChud Star Trek DS9 Season 3 Episode 11. You won't believe this

[Akiyoshi Kitaoka @AkiyoshiKitaoka]

The left eye appears yellowish whereas the right one appears blackish. But they are the same gray.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again

King (drunk af): let the horses try

[FC Gortz @NeilGortz]

Happy Walking Circulatory System day to all who celebrate.

[Lois Griffin :) @LoisOnLexapro]

SALAMI SHINGLES????

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

42 monkeys just rang my doorbell, what do I do

[Badlydone Emma is with her #Harris2024 @chemimommy]

Child care credit
Small business and entrepreneur credit
Student loan reform
Expand ACA
Free school lunch
programs for technical/vocational schools
Pro-Union

SO, what should Kamala Harris have said to the working class that she didn’t?