Randy Cozzens

[Dad Joke Enthusiast / Excellent Decision Maker]

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

'Fallout New Vegas' It's slow... The load screens take forever.. Too much talking... It froze once.. BUT I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT!!!!

[dawn @rundry]

live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

The lottery should try to be more inclusive of the bad luck community

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

lol nice gains. are they ill-gotten?

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

before phones what did people look at while they were driving

[RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat]

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

[slick @dlicj]

(passing basketball to teammate) hey man put this in the basket if you can

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

I lowkey f*ck with critters but i draw the line at vermin

[asshole_inc @Youdad47544410]

This for the haters who think i don't boil eggs

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.

[wint @dril]

"if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"
The wise man smiled.
"my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

"overnight oats" "gig economy" "tiny home" you are a peasant who eats gruel