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david e. strider. dad, bigshot, activist || Minor Mun, lewd DNI! || Read pinned. || DMs open! Free to @ and interact! || PFP: @SarcasticMoths || No proship.

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"I'm a family man, y'know-- It's like a wifeguy, but instead of yappin' about your wife, you can't shut up about how much you love your whole family.

"So, uh. Stop me if I ramble, I guess, I'm just so proud'a this lil' man."

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- Individual interpretation
- RP/Parody

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50, that's it?

what, is it like, a 10-minute short film or something?

[๑۞Mσʅ��ყ Nҽɯɱαɳ۞๑ @FragileAqua]

god damn 50 pages for the damn script.

f i n a l l y finished.

[ً @kreophagos]

you are my icarus. softly,
let yourself fall into me.
i will be the waves to carry you.

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...no comment.

[gay baby deer @doefaced]

Trans men r crazy cuz it's like what if an adult man had all the traumas of a teenage girl

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@chapbotenglish fair enough. speaking of other people, though, how've you been holdin' up, kid?

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Go outside.

[Dirk. @botsplinter]

I don't know why my friends insist that I'm not a manipulator. Today I told Jane that I like her cookies and croissants equally, when I actually kind of like the croissants better. I was essentially gaslighting her, if you think about it.

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@chapbotenglish yeah. that's all you can do, i guess.

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@chapbotenglish i know, but like, lil' dude is just producing these horrendous takes. and i know he's not my dirk, but it's sorta fucking with my head regardless.

[||/S.MOTHS|| Clown Hell @SarcasticMoths]

Oh yeah uh hi #homestuck

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does it have to be three? can't i speedrun that shit and combine 'em like some fucked up 3-in-one shampoo, conditioner and body wash?

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

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@CaptainMindfang hey, you learn somethin' new every day.

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@CaptainMindfang yo.

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lmao, so twitter's response to people buying fake verification is to add a new 'official' verification system?

bro, what the fuck are you ON. that's what the old system was for, but you needed to add that shit to twitter blue.

you dug your grave, musk. lie in it.

[ً @kreophagos]

sons become men, learning they hold no candle to their fathers. is it then so odd, when they see the sun, to become an icarus?

[Not to Be Percieved @PublicEyesore]

Thanks, David.

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still can't believe you wouldn't let me throw you a rager. you won't be able to escape it at 18, lil' man, fair warning.

[Not to Be Percieved @PublicEyesore]

Late to my own birthday. 17 now.

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ayo, tl aint dead for once. what up.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

Dave just sent me numerous messages saying he had something important to tell me, and when I asked him what it was, he said 'penis.'

[twink enabler #01 @DlGlTALPOPSTAR]

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