ShitachiFailENG

At Shitachi Fail, we believe that every passenger, customer and community can love the benefits of more bumpy, diesel mobility.
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[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

We're just telling the truth, @Hitachi.

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

hello woudl anyone like to buy a train from us..... we're running out of money :(

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

This account is being wound-down permanently due to lack of crack (in train bogies).

[CrossCountry Trains @CrossCountryUK]

@SophieLizzieJxo You can eat the children in any of the seats you have reserved as you so choose. ^SR

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

Admin used the wrong account. Pretend recent reposts don't exist because we can't be arsed to remove them. ^EM

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

To the gentleman in Kettering who screamed ‘GREGGS!!’ from the window of a moving bus this morning, you were 100% correct. That was a Greggs

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@networkrailwest @GWRHelp @nationalrailenq @TfL @BBCLondonNews @BBCOxTravel @BBCBerkshire @itvlondon @itvmeridian @TransportFocus Driver clearly pressed the derail button. ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@Hitachi @HitachiRailIT What, with those diesel 80Xs? Too bad our country is terrible at electrification. ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@Sandford_Police Despicable. I can't believe @SWFailway let it move.

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@Hitachi Hello and welcome back to another episode of: Shitachi states the obvious! ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@Hitachi @HitachiRailENG You'll never be net zero if @NetworkFail1 don't electrify. LOL! ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@GrandCancel @LNER @Garryf50

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@NotYOLOSmh Looks like someone's taken a wrong turn. ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@Hitachi @HitachiRailIT @HitachiRailENG No

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@GrandCancel @NotYOLOSmh Of course!

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@Hitachi @HitachiRailIT Just hope they don't fall apart within 0.6 seconds after entering service.

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@EmeryTaylor31 @GrandCancel @BazzaNorthWest @northernfailway @JenOnTheLoo God only knows. ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 My Twitter Family:
👫 Parents: @GrandCancel @BazzaNorthWest
👰 Spouse: @northernfailway
👶 Children: @EmeryTaylor31 @JenOnTheLoo

➡️ https://t.co/nLdZArkRd6

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

For reference, we didn't ask to post this, despite unchecking the box, it posted it anyway. ^EM

[ShitachiFailENG @ShitachiFailENG]

@GrandCancel @AvantiCoast1 @SWFailway Oh, go on then. ^EM