Niall

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

Gaybo right now:
#LateLateShow #latelate

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

If it wasn't for Elon Musk buying Twitter, Henry Nowak's murder would have been buried and memoryholed by both legacy media and big tech.

This platform is the only thing forcing the police and the authorities to feel any pressure and guilt at all.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Eze’s penalty:

[A True Liberal 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 @MInthenow70635]

Islam has a problem with gays, Jews, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, women, non-Muslims, atheists and apostates, but if I have a problem with Islam, I'm the bigot?

Can you see how ridiculous it is?

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

Best 9 in the world. RT if you agree.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

We will miss just owning things

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

@hallelujahjorda @fatima_gunning How do you know he was healthy?

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

@drorfh

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

@LegacySiu Taibi

[Mark Taylor @Mark___Taylor]

I don’t have 29 friends that would come over if I called and said I had a girl to rape. I don’t have even one single friend who would do that.

Yet there are entire races of people that will do that. That should put to rest the idea of racial equality.

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

@Variety Schindler's List. Aemon Goth played by Will Smith.

[Bonifacio Castellane @boni_castellane]

Come mai gli psicotici marocchini non investono mai gente a caso in Marocco?

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

@_vinteoito

[Billy 🚜 @tractor_owner]

"into Bolivian" is a misunderstanding of "into oblivion" I've never considered.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

[aka @akafaceUS]

They saved a dollar on the budget of this movie by not buying them an actual ball.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

American movies be like:

Police: There's no one else that can help us solve the case but you

Detective who's been retired for 10 years:

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy got so annoyed with spam callers that he wrote a script that endlessly calls them back and plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat until they finally block his number.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Nurses practicing their TikTok hantavirus dances

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Every year, this comes up in my memories.

Every year I share it because it is quite simply the best Facebook post of our time.

[Niall @SlippyToYou]

JP Morgan pre-employment medical assessment

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry https://t.co/LJBpJ95q2o