All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious

Stand-up philosophy, whimsy, loose oddments. Your Mom shows up sometimes. Blog on WordPress. Book series in the offing.

[All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious @Treadknicious]

I could NOT have put it better myself.

[All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious @Treadknicious]

@Bob_Janke @Skillingthemso1 Bob, we're tired of hearing about your bowel movements.

[All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious @Treadknicious]

@Season6Episode4 I've been trying to tell people this for YEARS.

[All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious @Treadknicious]

@KenBane1 I am indeed alive! The past few months have been a wild ride. I was in hospital for a couple of months. I'm out now and sleeping about 18 hours a day. Mmmmm.

[austere @awakendmindsoul]

we ran away and stole the universe. call us if you want your stuff back.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

the problem with youths today is the lack of dry noodle crafts

[All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious @Treadknicious]

@SarahArcherM ...for fun, of course.

[tjo @meanietjo]

I am clearly lacking in aliens. I have a large pile of skittles & a shark mask, so I will be able to muddle through for a little while, I think.

[TugboatPhil - America 250 Club @TugboatPhil]

When I eat tater chips, I put them on a paper plate. Then I start with the crumbled bits, while setting aside the complete, intact chips. I refer to these as the "filet" chips and have them last.

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

- I’m very bored
- there’s a tropical storm
- it’s rainy
- there’s a pandemic
- 111,000 Americans are dead
- police are attacking people
- cities are being destroyed
- I’ve done a lot already
- It’s Saturday

None of these are excuses not to work today, according to my boss.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

An idea I think is funny is if a university's satellite campus had a satellite campus, which also had a satellite campus. Like University of Illinois at Peoria at Bloomington at Skokie.

(This may also work for schools outside of Illinois; I didn't try.)

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Cheesecake Factory to start reopening restaurants but they will only have a limited 413-page menu.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

[Mayor’s office]

“We need a new motto, guys.”
“The city that never sleeps?”
“New York uses it.”
“Greatest city in America?”
“Baltimore.”
“How about Jim’s idea?”
“What the heck, let’s try it out.”

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

Give me that glass, and therein will I read.

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

Is the real Easter Bunny an actual rabbit, like the small creature? Is he like a guy in a bunny costume walking around on two legs but it's not a costume? Does he have the form of an actual rabbit but scaled up giant like in Night of the Lepus? The academics I know won't tell me.

[All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious @Treadknicious]

@SarahSurgey1 Dammit.