Zani Cloete

useless yet very useful

[Zani Cloete @Za5ni]

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[Zani Cloete @Za5ni]

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[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

No thank you resolutions. I don't like to bank my disappointments.

I prefer to fail spontaneously.

[andy @andrewmpearce]

all i wanna do is
[gunshot noise x4]
[cash register noise x2]
get healthy, have a job i love, and be happy

[glo_stevens @glo_stevens]

I get it, websites - I, too, use cookies to provide myself with a better experience

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Be late.

But look great.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

*adds emoji to your tombstone*

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

When it comes to having no skills, I got mad skills.

[Abam @AdamBroud]

*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight*

Wife: Can you imagine being that strong?

Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

My pics are real.

I don't use any filters.

I don't even use coffee filters.

I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

I always related a lot to Wall-E. Friendly, naive, belly full of garbage.

[BCovfefe @freebirdy31]

I'm filing a restraining order against my alarm clock

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

"I'm sorry, but it's your fault"

*women apologising

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

You're a cleanup on aisle five waiting to happen.

[Phil de Lange @TakeYourPhil]

A paper cut is such a passive aggressive injury.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

Of course i am afraid of crazy people. I am one and I really scare myself sometimes.