Joseph Patrick

Malady Account | Writer/Director represented by @katehaldane at @pbjmanagement

[Joseph Patrick @_JosephPatrick_]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay. I’d like to offer my services as a director/editor/camera op for free to any female writer/director/performers who’d like to get something facking made. Talk to me.

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@tommcbrien @sexton55 Both excellent dances

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@iamrollo Felt funny, might delete later

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I think we can all agree, Chernobyl is absolutely Craigmazin’

cc @clmazin

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@danleonard85 @robdelaney SUNDAY, MONDAY, SMANY DAYS

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@AnthMoore Rio has carried all of em, for me.

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Glenn Hoddle needs a podcast. On his own. With no microphone. And no podcast.

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Glenn Hoddle is that plus one at the wedding that doesn’t know the bride and thinks they can call her a slag.

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Michael Owen looks like he’s wearing a Michael Owen mask.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This tweet is only bearable if you read it to the tune of park life

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

To the few who tell me that our kids “will be encouraged to be gay if they learn about gays!”
I was taught maths to A level & didn’t become a mathematician. It does, however, help me navigate the complex world we live in

Learning stuff is good
Ignorance only feeds hate
Choose

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

person: what do you love most about freelancing?

Me: getting “set up on the system” so I’m paid hhahahahahaha -

[140 years pass]

- hahahaahahahahhahaahahahahah

[humanity has fallen, Denise sets me up as a new vendor, a PO number wails]

Denise: Sry for the delay! D x

[Joseph Patrick @_JosephPatrick_]

@sorslibertas @SteBreeze @Craigeth1 @IsLucinda @kteamarsden @MaisieAdam New title for show?! “Blessed Be This House.”

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@WiggoWiggo What next? Self-service cows? Pork and ride? Chicken biscuits? No, thanks. I’ll stick with my Newquay Brown.

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Ripen at home?

*shakes head*

Ripen in belly

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

When people say stuff like "London isn't really English anymore" what they mean is people with darker skin are treated as human beings and allowed to roam the streets free rather than being treated as commodities where their culture and resources are plundered

[Odeon of Death @OdeonOfDeath]

Our Ken Loach retrospective continues with another of the director's seminal works: I, Daniel Dyer.