altEPA

The Unofficial "Resistance" team of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Not taxpayer subsidized! Environmental conditions may vary from alternative facts.

[altEPA @altUSEPA]

EPA Policy: "conduct, utilize, and communicate science with honesty, integrity, and transparency, both within and outside the Agency"

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The work continues. Under the new administration, we have mostly withdrawn from Twitter already. Please rely on the @EPA and other official EPA accounts for legitimate and scientific information. Thank you very much for your support.

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@thehill It's really just a sensory-deprivation tank for one person but he gets the best sleep in it and calling it a "think tank" means that he can use the time as a tax deduction. <jk>

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The "urgency" problem with communicating about the human-induced climate catastrophe is that the unprecedented speed of anthropogenic climate change is only barely detectable in a human lifetime of observations.

https://t.co/uCvKrEU3kl

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Who needs lawyers when you pwn half of the jury.

https://t.co/L4jfevQ8Tx

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@DavidHyphenAlex @crusoe_tp @DBelardoMD TBH: The origin is debated. There's a quite good argument made that it originated in China, but the hard evidence for a US origin seems stronger. We'll never know for certain.

https://t.co/utSiTZpJ2r

[altEPA @altUSEPA]

@POTUS Thank you President Biden.

We hope that you can find it in your heart to take a global leadership role on climate change by setting ambitious US carbon reduction goals.

How could the country that first put a man on the moon also accomplish a 50% reduction in 5 years?
#50in5

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We're back in the Paris Climate Agreement.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

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@ALT_uscis @altNOAA @Electric_EMS @AltSpaceForce1 @martin_kubler @AltHomelandSec @AltYelloNatPark @AltNatSecAgency @alt_fda @Alt_NASA @Angry_Staffer @RoguePOTUSStaff @RogueNASA @PEERorg A respectful request accommodated is far different from an order obeyed.

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@AltSpaceForce1 @martin_kubler @tomwestbrook @AltHomelandSec @AltYelloNatPark @altNOAA @AltNatSecAgency @alt_fda Ditto

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@kept_simple We'd prefer to keep that whole dethpicable and unpresidented saga forgotten. We suspest that the covfefe will live on in the peachtime that follows his decature.

We hearby wish DJT (and his accomplices) a schwifty Impeachment trial and a lodestar move to Thighland or Crimea.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

"Instead of seeking to change Americans’ behavior with subtle technocratic nudges, as Barack Obama’s team did, Biden should aim to make his signature policies as stupidly straightforward as possible," argues @DKThomp: https://t.co/lBaFH8VNTx

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Congratulations to Mr. Biden and Ms. Harris on taking office and marking the end of 4-years of corruption, censorship, falsehoods, and partisan GOPpression.

We sincerely hope that our new administration can excise the remaining malignancies and thoughtfully remodel for renewal.

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@WompratMUA @AltNatSecAgency @AltPublicLands Civil service staff typically aim to retain a non-partisan posture in the workplace. Direct affiliation with an alt-account would not be viewed as a career-enhancing move.

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@critty_catt @AltHomelandSec @AltNatSecAgency @AltCyberCommand @AltYelloNatPark @ActualEPAFacts Thanks for the support.
Remember, tipping the agency is prohibited again.
❤️ #EPALove ❤️

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@robinsnest_01 @ALTUSNPS @alt_fda @AltWASONPS @Alt_NASA You're welcome.
❤️ #EPAlove ❤️

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@billygoodman @DBelardoMD SARS-COV-2 is a zoonotic disease. It definitely jumped from an animal to humans. The comment and article identify the zoonotic origin and also recognize that the transmission point was NOT the wet market as some had suggested early on in the pandemic.

https://t.co/IkIeQgd7O6

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@MeanderingPhoto @DBelardoMD Actually, it's ambiguous. Satellite data seems to indicate that Wuhan China had community spread in October, 2019, after the identifiable spread in Italy, September, 2019. But the timing and data types are different so not readily comparable.

https://t.co/Re6VLIDoJG

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@MaryThon3 @DBelardoMD It doesn't fit the Western narrative. There's also a spurious March 2019 sample that could potentially be explained away with "improper test equipment cleaning prior to study" but is in the right theater at the right time.

https://t.co/JwOdaY1KfU