Ande Kempf

Wannabe Liz Lemon | Lover of Comedy & Musicals | #Enneagram 7w8 | 4x @Marketo CE & Champion Alumni

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@lesleybarber_ our family adores Little Bear music! Especially my 2 year old. Is there any way I could purchase a copy of the piano sheet music for her grandfather to learn and surprise her with?

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? you've barely touched your Q3 roadmap

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@EdwardUnthank What triggered this thought!?

[Mike Moore, DO FAAFP @MikeMooreDO]

Burn it down Harold. Burn it all down.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@rockegan Rude, Cody.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@jongomm @itsJeffTiedrich @jenndimaria

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

It is my religious right to not wear a seatbelt. Also, I can crash into other cars. Also, I can dump poison into my local reservoir. I’m sorry but that’s what my religion is.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@HusteddeNiki @hatchforsleep I definitely recommend. Their customer service responded super fast, too.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@hatchforsleep I did, I’m waiting on a reply. Request: 135377. Any way it could be sped along would be appreciated. I need a working sound machine ASAP. On my way to get a different machine in the meantime.

[Rachel (Egan) Hazen @rockegan]

What did we used to talk about?

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

https://t.co/vCOREdJ3bF

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@johnisnotabird1 Omg SAME. Ask @aure_entuluva I’m always moving my lips when I talk to myself.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump I always look forward to your replies.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@Ckiko47 @FalakDigital @ThatChristinaG @RebekahRadice @MadalynSklar @kimgarst @MarketingProfs @MarshaCollier @SFerika @AnhTNguyen @MoninaW @KDHungerford @RachMoskowitz @lorenselestak @ifeellikemacmac @saykay @spice @alexkayash @CAmantea27 @rockegan @jenndimaria @SpunkyScientist @julz_james @raanoble @jennyrobertson3 Um SAME! What a great list to appear in. You’re so sweet Chelsea. I’ll always root for you. #WomenSupportingWomen

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If a person asked me over and over again to “accept cookies” but then didn’t give me cookies I would go fucking nuts.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@rockegan @ThisAmerLife Dude I did the same thing with Vox. It’s super interesting to see where we were at and the general feel of things from back in March. We had *NO IDEA* what was coming. Globally with COVID and politically in the US.

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

This is wildly absurd https://t.co/xnHPfGwmkf @Overstock

[Ande Kempf @ande_kempf]

@IanMcKellen @aure_entuluva