Angry Worship Leader

A place to admit the observations & frustrations of leading worship in today's church. I love God. People often bother me.

[Jeff Weddle @FailingPastor]

The reason I put my sermons online

is so people all around the world
have an opportunity to not listen to them.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

🎵 Daddy sang bass
Mama sang tenor
Sister sang rock
Cuz she was a sinner

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

I've been drinking Mr. Pibb and now Pibb Xtra for years and just now realized the flavor is "Spicy Cherry"...

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@PastorAngry Amen and amen

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

Don't forget! October is Pastor Appreciation Month. I look forward to being ignored, as usual, because I'm "just the worship guy."

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

Agreed

[not the bible @thenotthebible]

Seems legit

[JimNeverJimmy @JimNeverJimmy]

The Congregation was in disbelief when our worship leader hit the stage without his beard.

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@PastorsWife2020 @TheXianSatirist @PastorBitter @TheBitterPastor @ParsonPeeves @NurseryAngry @ApostleStark @TheAnonChurch @ChrchCurmudgeon @SurlyDeacon @CalvinistOscar @OscarTheGrouch

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@Furious_Xtian Nickelback

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@thelectricpastr Use a visual aid!

[Old Church Grump @OldChurchGrump]

Our worship leader is distraught because he accidentally tore a hole in his pants that doesn't match all the holes that we're torn in them when they were bought.

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@AverageXian "Sedate" is a relative statement. I prefer using "to calm the children"

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@DistractionPew Have a tribal council meeting and vote them off, like on Survivor.

[JimNeverJimmy @JimNeverJimmy]

Service Director when the Sunday service came in under time.

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@thelectricpastr

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@thelectricpastr What did the other kid look like? 👊🏼

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@YouthHonest You asked for content ideas! I was merely providing an idea! Haha

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@thelectricpastr Well played, Yael… Well played

[Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy]

@thelectricpastr I really don't think we need another Michael W. Smith. One was more than enough...