Rosario Williams

People tell you to stay strong, when they have no idea how hard it is to do so.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Lois Josephson @ZhelibaY9]

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

I'm never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let down in the first place.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, 0 mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

That awkward moment when you're trying to explain how a song goes but you really don't want to sing it

[Beth Davis @2zZapadnova94]

My son told me he could see the future. So I punched him in the face. "Guess you're not very good at it."

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there's a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.

[Leigh Cavender @IoannKhalfin]

I used to be able to make ends meet. But now they just stare at each other awkwardly from across the room.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

When you drop something and try to catch it: 10% succeed and 90% hit it and make it drop 10x faster

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

Stop asking me who Im texting, Mom. Im tweeting. Texting requires friends.

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

[Kelsey Chapman @07Masha007]

Facebook Is Like The Hood News. You Find Out Who Die, Who Was Fighting, Who Together, Who Broke Up, Who Fucking Who, Who Pregnant

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'