Ben Janik

VP of Engineering with

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Ben Janik @benjanik]

@gbrl_dick 2yo is the best baby in San Francisco

[Ben Janik @benjanik]

@alexgraveley how do you see a cashflow positive company fall? seems like they're in a pretty good place.

[Ben Janik @benjanik]

@nanea my DMs are open, happy to help

[Ben Janik @benjanik]

@Andrew__Ashur @ROOBix_cube @OpenAI @BeautifulAI_ Glad that you see the vision - we're working on the GPT integration. We just released the dall-e integration today!

[Ben Janik @benjanik]

@sarah_cone @avishbhama @fdeparis @sseveran Let’s give it another shot, Sarah wants to bankroll us 😂

[David @davidlumley]

The biggest cognitive dissonance I regularly see is people asking “how would we pay for healthcare” not even blinking when we throw billions of tax dollars at an inefficient industry built on the death and destruction of US and foreign lives.

[Ben Janik @benjanik]

@rands Have you tried https://t.co/DYDbwGB5qW? That’s exactly the problem we are solving.

[Matt @PoorMatty]

Think of three friends. If none of them are beetles you are a beetle.

[Kanyi Maqubela @km]

George Floyd died of asphyxiation. Why does that keep happening? Thread time. This one is a doozy. https://t.co/HV1J5nMZdF

[annie ☆ @springrooove]

Adult email culture is ending every sentence with an exclamation point, then proofreading to see how many is socially acceptable to keep.

[ybs @ybsmee]

Thank Excel!

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

Know your JavaScript operators!

= Assignment
=== Equality
== Just fuck me up

[Luis Pedro Coelho @luispedrocoelho]

Imagine unscheduled phone calls didn't exist and someone came up with the idea:

"it's an alarm to schedule a meeting RIGHT NOW."

"And who can ring the alarm?"

"That's the beautiful part: anyone in the world can ring a loud alarm in your house or office!"

"I'll pass, thanks."

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

The candidate I'm leaning towards in the 2020 presidential race is WHOEVER FUCKING WINS THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION, although I'm hearing that WHOEVER FUCKING WINS THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION is flawed, so maybe I'll just go 3rd party and help a GOP fascist win.

[Dan Gurewitch @DanGurewitch]

Friends if you think politics sucks now wait until the next Democratic president accidentally calls a veteran a “veterinarian” and it’s a scandal for six straight months and costs them the next election as if literally none of what we’re currently living through ever happened

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

In 2019, I’m gonna stop focusing on the things I don’t like about myself and start focusing on the things I don’t like about other people