Performative Patrol

Polymarket warrior / history enjoyer / forward deployed agentic 10x engineer / ex IB TMT VP

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@theobserveguy Either you get too many zirp era VCs like @kirstenagreen or you have to deal with boomer Indian uncles like @vkhosla

Pick wisely, there is a right answer #chingtao

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@stripe @ParafinHQ Nice acquihire.

Been saying this

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@theobserveguy @stripe @mpp @kirstenagreen Look at how many followers she has. Does anyone know who she is?

She bought followers 😂😂

LPs are either delusional or have great weed, feel free to let me smoke some of it at the Natural Reset Lounge

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@benspringwater @jeff_weinstein you ruined the kid birthday

@theobserveguy you think this is what winning looks like? Let’s put @naturalpay in the arena

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@paulswaney3 @nico_laqua Eh corgi can be a slopfirm at the same time you also posted it like a douche

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@anothercohen Exactly

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@adrianathecurio lol

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@iiiitsandrea lol

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@nypost tech exec? this is an insurance startup selling to other internet startups

her dating tweets & selfies are clearly GTM for corgi, Silicon Valley dudethink and groupthink crave to give them attention

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

Spotted in NYC.

Looking like literal slop, even the PE backed coffee looks better than this

@rl_env or @theobserveguy you guys check it out?

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@naturalpay @bykahlil Walmart wannabe John Ternus presents no one wants this Venmo

Time to pivot #ramp

Cc @rl_env

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@bykahlil @ndrewpignanelli So while @jeff_weinstein & @finkd were musing together, you were impressed your agentic vibe coded MCP works. Fantastic

Another day another personal assistant - now I wonder who will handle identity, auth, memory, AND payments?

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@theobserveguy @naturalpay Between Apple & Anthropic, I’m sure @bykahlil and their team of dinner party enthusiasts are getting ready to respond with a fire blog post.

[Stephanie Palazzolo @steph_palazzolo]

Anthropic is looking to build more billing, fraud detection and other financial infrastructure in-house, according to job postings.

That's raising questions for what it could mean for Stripe (and helps to explain Stripe's recent OpenRouter deal):

https://t.co/7s6j2DcxDN

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@jeff_weinstein Jeffrey in the arena!!! I like.

I know you were chewing out instinct bros to get 1Password going

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@jmover @stripe @jeff_weinstein Maybe, thoughts?

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@rl_env @theobserveguy What is more important is products like Ramp Router where there is product market agentic fit. PM-AF

People want tokens and people want cost/power automatic selection

No one wants agents to buy shit for them. They like buying shit.

No business trusts these in #enterprise

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@rl_env @theobserveguy What is more important is products like Ramp Router where there is product market agentic fit. PM-AF

People want tokens and people want cost/power automatic selection

No one wants agents to buy shit for them. They like buying shit.

No business trusts these in #enterprise

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@rl_env No one @theobserveguy is using agentic payments

Clearly, this is the gtm at agentic payment startups https://t.co/wYqL3S6NLs

(It doesn’t cost a cent for Collison brothers to tweet their product to millions)

[Gabby @itsgabsmith]

I've received so many kind messages asking where we get/who does the name cards for our @naturalpay dinners. This lights me up because a lot of heart goes into them!

The short answer: we handcraft them ourselves before each dinner.

The long answer: For our first dinner back in January, @devannpatel and I were brainstorming ways to make our events feel extra thoughtful. We sent inspo back and forth on name cards and materials, and I realized it was something we could literally just make ourselves.

So, we both went to a fabric store down the street to pick out the linen canvas. I went to an art supply store that night to get the paper and fabric glue. Devan designed the beautiful layout in Figma. And I crafted them right in the office for dinner the next day.

We've been using the same format ever since with slight variations. If you're thinking about diving into the details on something like this, just do it! These little moments of delight for guests go a long way.

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@theobserveguy @stripe @link What type of @jeff_weinstein bootlick is this? Instinct is only used by VCs and larpers, type that used Clubhouse.

In fact, even Performative Pros @naturalpay wanted to partner with instinct. Anyways these hack-y computer use agents with known security issues isn’t #enteprise

[Kahlil Lalji @bykahlil]

@noahrshinn Hi Noah! I’m Kahlil

[Performative Patrol @Corgi2Delve]

@theobserveguy @geoffwoo @jeff_weinstein @eglyman Yes I believe the Collison brothers are top tier entrepreneurs and will build a lasting company — and will remain private to not answer to retail noise.

I’m just not sure their internal Eng talent is Ramp caliber anymore still, they rely on M&A.