Chris Carmichael

Husband, Dad, Media & Marketing guy. Views are yadayada... NOT Lance Armstrong's coach

[Ivy 💖 @ItsReal_Ivy]

It hurts but I don’t want him to stop he’s hitting places my husband could never dream of! When I finally feel his bàlls touch my ásshole and he’s all the way in.

I’m mòaning like crazy I haven’t felt this full in years. He flips me over to dòggy and starts going harder and now he tells me to call him daddy and tell him who’s pùssy this is now, so I start screaming daddy that’s your pùssy!

He’s smacking my àss hard I can feel the redness and tenderness of my red cheeks. He says he’s about to cùm and asked where at and I said just keep going don’t stop!

He says “You want this black cum baby” and I just yell “breed me daddy!” He grabs my hips and buries it deep as he mòans and unloads it all I can feel it filling me I cùm again as he does it.

He smacks my àss one more time and pulls out. Says that’s some amazing white pùssy I can’t wait to do it in front of your husband. He takes a picture of me bent over leaking his cùm and sends it to my husband then leaves me there no aftercare I was just his white whòre and I loved every second.

He goes to the bar where my husband is and teases him how good I was and to expect to see him more often especially since he has that pic of me now and I can’t wait to feel him again…

[Chris Carmichael @cpcarmichael]

even the Scouse pundit they had on seemed embarrassed at interrupting the important game... Madness.

[Chris Carmichael @cpcarmichael]

Get in the car at 9pm, turn on @bbc5live keen to get latest on the most important game in the Premier League season... And they're doing a puff piece on Klopp..? Seriously? 🤦‍♂️

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@hardestgeezer Hey @gregjames how about a shout out for this guy???!

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£500 repair bill which @SamsungUK refuse to contribute to at all. Best they can offer is 15% off a new TV? As a "loyalty bonus"? 😂 Absolute joke. #samsungfail

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Very frustrating experience with @SamsungUK . 55" Frame TV, just over 2 years old (so out of warranty) total screen failure. I paid £100 for authorised Samsung technician to come out and confirm the screen component has failed. Known (and common) issue apparently.

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@MerkleEMEA @Merkle @Optimizely @BMgane1 nice work!

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@rshotton @matthewsyed This is, IMHO, _the_ issue of our times

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@timbopalmer Hard agree

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@GerryDAngelo @marcpritchard1 Good innings Gerry! Best of luck for whatever comes next.

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@simeonadams @TheSaintCentre 😂

[Chris Carmichael @cpcarmichael]

@Nigelrefowens thank you so much for speaking at our @AltonRugby annual lunch. Equal parts laughter and tears, something for everyone etc etc. Thank you. 👍🏉👊❤️

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@simeonadams We're gonna struggle in the Championship next year...

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@adliterate Amazing/Brave/Crazy...? Probably all of the above but many congratulations !

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@JustinLebbon @GrumpyAgencyGuy Came here to say this. Labrador is the only answer. If you disagree you're wrong, sorry! 😂

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@n_j_ashley @drwilding Well said

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@GrumpyAgencyGuy @AbiBuckley It is

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@buffalogiu @hammer_mt Same

[Chris Carmichael @cpcarmichael]

Hi @British_Airways have been trying to cancel a flight for a few days now via the app and website but keep getting error messages? Please could someone help?