Chris the former barman

Ex pub manager/landlord doing his best to live with a little bit of cancer. Bunny Hugger. He/Him. Or prick if you prefer. I've been called most things

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

#ScrapNHSBill

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@neilhimself Teenage me would definitely have been stealing books from the library at this point. Probably would have started once I realised which way the wind was blowing.

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@JudiciaIreview @InlandCaGuy @SunBores @peterbreda2000 @scottjshapiro Why not? There's so much out there to read and think about you need to be able to decide what's bullshit pretty quickly. Otherwise you end up reading a lot of nonsense and wasting a lot of time.

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@fabsh @embedded_iot @JamesSACorey When traveling around Europe we found Germans to seem polite and not be very helpful whilst the French seemed rude and actually couldn't do enough for you. (Massive generalisation). Loved both countries mind, just wish Germans (and Austrians) had portion control. Too much food

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@book_diver @dav_jolly @simongerman600 @chrischirp Basically poor soil for tunnels and when the tube was being built land South of the river was cheap so you could build your railways above ground which is why the main lines come right into the city there and why there are many train lines

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@davidbrook This is such a complete fuck up it is hard to believe. They are building railways to no where, that no one will use. 'a point near Huddersfield' 'East Midlands Parkway'. For railways to work they have to be in the heart of towns and cities, not the outskirts

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@twoht @F365 Can I just announce that I plan to buy football clubs? I've got no money but I've never been declared bankrupt and the only business I've run was wound up debt free. I think I'd be pretty good at it, I mean some complete idiots do it so how hard can it be?

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@LiquorNmusic @LeoniDanilovich @CoraXx28 @crim_tweetss It's in the UK so that's the passenger side window. It might not be the driver taking the photo or tweeting

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@UrinatingTree Somebody needs to save Derek Carr. He'd put up monster numbers on a competent team and be able to stay sane

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@philip_stokoe @NickMiller79 @F365 Stevie Gritt will be ok, he's still a legend down our way. Not many get to be involved in saving 2 clubs

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@LostInTheMovies Loved it. Didn't mind most of my 30s either. 40s have been rubbish. #oldmillenial

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@SylviaHopper1 @ThePinkMongoose @am1874northwich @Trickyjabs @MichaelH14 As long as you're an Arab or a Westerner. Not so good for those who build all that infrastructure

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@EdwdPrice @MarinaHyde Yeah but Churchill in '54 not '40

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@twoht He's really good. Everyone knows who he supports but unlike certain others he's capable of being objective about them when he commentates on them whilst still cheering them on. I loved listening to him during the Scotland Euro games. Obviously enjoys what he does as well

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If anyone who agrees with this follows and retweets we’ll reach a million by midnight and have a much stronger voice to help them.

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@twoht When I was in London I watched a fair bit of Haringey Borough and it made such a difference to them financially. It also encouraged a lot of the kind of football that you saw yesterday, end to end with lots of goals. Can only help with crowds even if I too miss the mud

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.
#marr

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@twoht It baffles me that the the FL won't allow artificial surfaces, at least in leagues 1 and 2. They encourage attacking, technical football, There are less games called off. Can be used all week so good for finances. There seems to be no evidence of increased injuries. Just daft

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

Almost forgot to mention saw a tree creeper yesterday. Really cool spot as they are not exactly outgoing birds. @WinkworthNT was lovely

[Chris the former barman @crosbysleftear]

@twoht Are you Hallam in disguise?