David Shek

Private Pilot. Tesla owner. Play drums & sing in a band. Coeliac. Not a comedian, but I am occasionally pretty funny.

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@hungsolo @AltMarket1 @DocCoyle @BigBoris_2 Yup, that's exactly what he did. I guess he doesn't like people pointing out his lies.

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@AltMarket1 @hungsolo @DocCoyle @BigBoris_2 Are you stupid or just trying to rewrite history? The lockdowns started in Feb/Mar 2020. Biden wasn’t inaugurated until almost a full year later. Who was president during those 10-11 months, genius?

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@AnthonyCumia There was a scene almost exactly like this in this week’s episode of Ted Lasso. @TedLasso

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@IsraelNewsHQ 1) Not an Apache
2) Not a US helicopter at all, that's a Russian Mi-4
3) That's a clip from the video game War Thunder

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@sixtiesbeat @BulwarkClips It actually does, in a very subtle way. There is no "Row 1" in Section 109 of the State Farm Arena in Atlanta. They're not numbered, but are instead Row A - Row Y.

There IS, however, a Row 1 in Section 109 of the Xfinity Center in Maryland where UMD plays.

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@DikenaClinton “December 2nd, the day we got married. August 14th, our wedding anniversary.” 🤔🤔🤔

Shes’s obviously lying and I’m surprised the judge didn’t call her out on that one.

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@AdiadiA78272049 She’s 30, ya nitwit.

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@Lifeinvestmoney $75k a year? Hell no.

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@onlyskypace Don’t know how anyone here is getting less than 90, it’s obviously obtuse. Should be 135

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@ScottJenningsKY

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@genocidalgirl Chat, is he cooked?

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@0xSweep lol this is absolutely not what is happening. The Meltdown is Denny’s own brand. So is Burger Den.

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@Mr_Husky1 In the pouring rain, you put a $20 and a paper note under their wiper blade, which quickly got soaked and ruined? Sure you did…

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@alfuratyalatiqe That’s from a video game, you knob.

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@epimeh @TheNotoriousMMA @netflix It is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

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@yourava05 @BrosephSZN It literally was.

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@FoolGreatest @mtlushan LOL T1? Is it the 1990s again?

T1 speed is 1.5 Mbps. This screenshot is 9 Gbps. 6000 times faster!

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@WarPath2pt0 Ah don’t want your lafe!

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@Nyaburinyauma Otto

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@AP “Sport” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here…chess isn’t a sport.