Dennis Sarlo

Dotcom-er, traveler, New Yorker, Londoner (for a hot minute there).

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

There’s absolutely nothing interesting about a Yale Law grad at a prestigious law firm married to a Stanford MBA management consultant moving to DC in 1995 and 30 years later living in a house now worth $2.4M

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

ALWAYS👏ASK👏POTENTIAL👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Valid point:

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

okay so far we know the shooter wasn’t richard simmons or dr. ruth

[Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw]

Quick reminder that when a deranged lunatic tried to kill Paul Pelosi with a hammer, Trump joked it about repeatedly. He thought it was funny and cool.

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

oh god. Biden just confused Friends with Benefits (2011) with No Strings Attached (2011)

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

So sorry I was slow responding to your email, I was tied up watching this over and over again

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Talking to MAGA during Pride Month.

[Matthew Rettenmund @mattrett]

One year ago, having announced a world tour, Madonna nearly died. Six months ago, she kicked off that tour, in shape & on-point. Tonight, she capped it off with a career-high performance. Madonna, a visionary icon of resilience, fortitude & endurance, is our eternal Queen of Pop.

[Dennis Sarlo @dennissarlo]

@mattrett

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Today, we should be marking 51 years of Roe v. Wade and the promise of reproductive freedom for all.

Instead, Donald Trump took away women's right to make personal choices and gave that power to Republican judges and politicians. That is his legacy.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Haley: In the 2024 budget, Republicans put in $7.4 billion worth of earmarks. Democrats put in $2.8 billion. Now tell me who the big spenders are

[Dennis Sarlo @dennissarlo]

Heather gathering Meredith, Lisa and Whitney on the beach #RHOSLC

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

For anyone who still thinks we shouldn’t prosecute Trump and his co-conspirators because their January 6 insurrection failed, consider this: there is no such thing as prosecuting a successful insurrection.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It was about slavery.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

you know if they just introduced seatbelts now conservatives would be so mad

[Seth Mandel @SethAMandel]

Candace Owens legit thought the "Muslim quarter" is where Muslims are permitted to live

[Dennis Sarlo @dennissarlo]

@theuglyvolvo Congratulations! 🎉