Mere

This doesn't quite match what I thought I wanted. It is better.

[Mere @Does_This_Match]

Absolutely amazing family going through something no one should have to. Insurance company’s need to do better.

[Beth Swanson @write4chocolate]

https://t.co/N8l7WmGud3

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Healthy parenting means allowing children to struggle. To be hurt, frustrated, and to make mistakes without being rescued. Instead of “I just want my child to be happy” we need: “I want my child to be able to cope with everything life brings.”

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

[7 AM at the grocery store]

Me: Wow all the old people are out early.

Me [realizing I am out with them]: Dammit.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Convincing yourself that the clothes in the dryer are still a little damp is the laundry’s equivalent of letting a pot soak

[Vinyl Witch 🧙🏻 @Aflgirl126]

There is a certain level of I don’t give a fuck that will set you free

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

“I’ll worry about it next time”

- me pissing off future me

[Kevin Fallon @kpfallon]

NBC needs a trigger warning for disturbing content every time they do one of those backstory videos and reveal that the Olympian was born after I graduated high school

[Mere @Does_This_Match]

@AnniemuMary @momTruthBomb I take that cute little purse and just put it in my cute ginormous purse.

[Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9]

Unless another planet has bacon I have no desire to travel to it. Whoever has the bacon is where I call home.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Believe in yourself like visitors who believe they can pet a bison.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

My personal style could best be described as, "I wasn't expecting to leave the house."

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There is nothing better than the opportunity to comfortably waste a whole day

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

My boyfriend’s toxic trait is asking me why I need to bring such a big bag with me and then asking me to hold like 10 of his things

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me: oh cool this concert is only $25

ticketmaster: bitch you thought

[Mere @Does_This_Match]

I’m pretty sure the person who made the “Maybe later” button doesn’t have kids because every parent knows that a Maybe is No.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter: GenX is trending.

GenX: your mom is trending.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the best thing Apple has ever created

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Reminder: love is not just a feeling— it’s an action that requires vulnerability, behavior of integrity, and a lot of humor.