Reina

'PERFECT' has 7 letters and so does Meeeeee! Coincidence?? I think not!

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Write me poetry and fuck me senseless. It’s not a huge ask.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Maybe I’ll make pancakes for breakfast.

*decides to open Twitter

Maybe I’ll make pancakes for dinner.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

therapist: i believe in you

me: why

therapist: you’ve shown real progress

me: r-really

therapist: oh shoot this is the wrong file

me: oh

therapist: how’s your fear of *pulls paper closer* being forgotten

me: worse

[miss jones @yadaaaleee]

rt this Popeyes biscuit for good luck ✨

[Audience Capital @AudienceCapital]

Reply with a GIF of your favorite anime demon

[olive @offbeatoliv]

I bet the guy who named it caulk wasn't allowed to name things anymore after that.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

I've yet to receive a paycheck from twitter. Starting to think this is a scam.

[It’s Ma’am, PhDelightful 🇺🇸 @ItsGoneAwry]

I’m 3 followers away from 1,000. Guys, help a girl out. What can I do to get 3 more?

[Reina @FahLoSuee]

@bdomenech Buh bye.

[Reina @FahLoSuee]

@rhetorusrex @ComfortablySmug The Boomers didn't hoard anything. They burned it

Great big piles of cash set on fire.

[Reina @FahLoSuee]

@_zogby_ @ABC His voice sounds like he's only a kid.

[Reina @FahLoSuee]

@brookedunne muh censorships

[Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu]

One day you wake up and accept things as they are, or you change them. And in some rare, beautiful moments, you do both.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

💥😈

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

When you’re in a rush so you do your makeup in the car

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Lol no I didn’t catch your Facebook announcement.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Tweet stealing so blatant, they should be wearing a black ski mask in their avi.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

How To Make Everyone Happy:

don't bother