Patrick Gallagher

Smash Your WooCommerce Hosting Problems... so you can do more important smashing.

Girl dad, husband, nerd. Swears well with others.

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@NathanLatka Yeah, easy call on this one.

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@ridwansameer @kylegalbraith That price is retail and those examples are racing to the bottom. You can get 66% off that price with commits and then 4X oversell.

Look at Vercel and Daytona and Namespace

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@mattepstein @Bencera @general_compute @noahrshinn @IneffableLabs @flappyairplanes @useblacksmith @humansand @chaidiscovery @safeASI Ok this but with ARR not valuations.

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@TheAaronAM Happy to fix that growing Rocket problem for you LOL

[Patrick Gallagher @gridpane]

@ridwansameer @kylegalbraith Nothing could be further from the the truth here.

Sandbox hosting is basically the most expensive hosting I've ever seen.

They're making Vercel's pricing team blush.

With sustained use discounts it's very competitive to bare metal in a lot of cases.

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@jacobwgillespie 🤯

So, AWS is basically just taking the entire sandbox industry by the balls, huh?

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@designcoursecom @MichelleRM68 I mean, assuming this isn't just performative bullshit and/or AI... it sounds like that kid had no idea where this was going.

If this was "learned" behavior that kid wouldn't be hysterical and confused; he would've been ready to get his bell rung.

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@designcoursecom @MichelleRM68 I have close relationships with people who were abused by their dads who will never lay hands on anyone, ever.

This is more complicated than a simple IF X THEN Y.

I don't agree with his methods.

But that kid had no idea what violence looked like coming from his dad.

[Patrick Gallagher @gridpane]

@KatieKeithBarn2 @FluentCRM What's the underlying sending architecture? SES or... ?

[Patrick Gallagher @gridpane]

@mark_s @NousResearch Any experience with Orca router in the context?

We have Daybreak and Anthropic CVP but neither of them have red teaming capabilities.

[Patrick Gallagher @gridpane]

@1517fund @William_Blake @DStrachman More like this please.

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@DanielMiessler You're saying that Haiku 5.5 (cheapest Anthropic model) is better than any other frontier labs BEST model, and price is obviously irrelevant... ?

Are you also saying that AA is a complete waste of time then, with regards to ALL of their benchmarks that disagree?

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@TheNathanRuff Double that.

Proper third row, make it look like an Escalade, increased drag is irrelevant, 200 mile range is fine.

Preordering tomorrow if I could.

[Patrick Gallagher @gridpane]

@BridgetMWillard When you're running 100s of huge Woo sites it's not enough for everything to make sense and for there to be a "fit" with a vendor.

You're betting your whole agency on one move. I'm glad we "dated" this long.

It'll be the Last Migration, till death do us part.

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I'm sending a contract to a serious WooCommerce agency owner that I first started talking to five years ago. Five years.

In business you have to get a lot of things right... for a REALLY long time. Thousands of days in a row.

Short term relentlessness. Long term patience.

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@aaronrubin Pretty much.

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@lulumeservey Easily the best book of the entire series.

[Patrick Gallagher @gridpane]

@mark_jansen @AlexStandiford @asmartbear "Hey guys, wouldn't it be cool if we shipped this clever denial of service attack in core?!? Wouldn't that be so killer!? Code is poetry, dog! Now let's go get a juice box and ship this before the LAN party. Six SEVEN!"