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Came home from my bone scan today and was greeted by Mrs. Canuck (Shannon):
Her: “How’d it go?”
Me: “I have bad news. There’s a WHOLE OTHER GUY living inside me and he’s MADE OF BONES.”
Yeah, I got an eye roll.
#ColonCancer #mCRC #CRCSM #CancerHumor #CancerHumour @thankscancer
For those who have avoided me since my diagnosis:
"1 out of 2 of us get cancer", so the safest place is right here next to me.
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#thecancerclub #cancerhumour #keepsmiling #cancersupport #cancercharity
After a very contentious day with my brother and others he turned to me and said.
“I don’t have testosterone (sad sandy) but boy did they swell my balls. He laughed hysterically. #cancerhumour .
Thanks, but no thanks. Already had at least 30% off my adult bottom 😂 #rectalcancer #crc #cancerrecovery #coloncancerresilience #cancerhumour #cancerhumor
#cancerhumour You either laugh or cry. My cancer centre has stickers on the roof to focus on. But let's talk about MRI size, could they make them any smaller. One this size would be a luxury model.
My new cancer toy. I’m Jewish - but this has to be the shittest advent calendar ever. HT @jonblackbsb #cancer #cancerhumour
You know when your chemotherapy is working when you can do your bikini line with a Henry Hoover
#cancerhumour #chemotherapy #cancer #stomachcancer #dyingtobeatcancer #terminal
Think it went well on Friday @thepahub conference. I’ve met some amazing people and was honoured to deliver the keynote speech. Thank you for having me. #pahub #keynote #speaker #cancerhumour #tumourhumour #speakeruk #inspirational (that one makes me cringe) #leeds
Tis why I usually refer to my Whipple procedure as being a “tummy tuck” #cancerhumour
Living with #NeuroendocrineCancer – it takes guts #LetsTalkAboutNETs #NETCancerDay @netcancerblog https://t.co/MEDWk3w6Mb
So as I “enjoy” another load of needles, anti-inflammatories and opiates, this pic made me laugh out loud and scare the crap out of an intensive care nurse.
Thanks to António for sending it....
#cybercrime #PrivateBrowsing @daraobriain #CancerHumour
5 days left to help bring my humorous book of cartoons about #cancer to life!
74% funded
Order on @Kickstarter before 18 August
https://t.co/diGsA12fyR … … #GlossaryOfAwkward #CancerHumour #GallowsHumor #Humour
So I’m naked apart from a light sheet
Nurse come to give anti-clotting injection in my thigh and removes sheet
First thing she says “small prick”
I kid you not
Nothing like hitting a man when he’s down 😳#LostInTranslation #cancerhumour
"Hey, neither I nor this turkey had much breast to speak of, and now, it doesn't matter." Stella
| #breastcancer #whatnottosay #awkwardconversations #cancerhumour
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Is it wrong that I put googly eyes above my nipple on my recon today to make my surgeon smile before she made me flat and removed the recurrence? #cancerhumour #breastcancer #googlyeyesoneverything
Feels like I'm on #chemo again, walking about indoors with beanie hat on to keep bald head warm. I'm not, it's just so bloody cold, even with heating on! #cancerhumour
A photo titled "the No Choice Needles"
“I’ve never been ok with needles. At best, anxious. At worst, unconscious. But with cancer – No Choice.... For some reason moving my feet and toes and thinking of kittens helps" #breastcancerart #cancerhumour
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Making sure we always have milk, because steroids from #Chemotherapy turn me into a late night cereal killer. 😂 #BreastCancerRealityCheck
@TheChristieNHS @moominkat It really wasn't a criticism! You're all wonderful. It was actually quite comical and refreshing to see people chuckling #cancerhumour
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