Top Tweets for #NotEvenOffended

kenz 🎙️ @kenzjones93

10 months ago

“Wannabe PhD super-shippers” is probably the best insult the show has ever gotten. I might need it on a shirt! #NotEvenOffended #JustTickled

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Jo Hassett @jo37

almost 4 years ago

Someone’s pet cockatoo just told me to f*ck off at 3am in the morning and I don’t think I’ve ever felt like I have a spirit animal more in my life. #notevenoffended

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Kate @k8shaughnessy

about 7 years ago

I just met a new person. She shook my hand and then proceeded to apply hand sanitizer to her hands. You can never be too careful, I suppose. #iCarryAllTheGerms #sanitizethosehandsandfreeyourmind #newpeople #notevenoffended

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AndiMai @andreamholmes

over 7 years ago

When your boyfriend packs you a lunch. #NotEvenOffended #IWillEatAllOfThis

andreamholmes's tweet photo. When your boyfriend packs you a lunch. #NotEvenOffended #IWillEatAllOfThis https://t.co/8RNcSG9sj3

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Amanda @partyturtles

almost 8 years ago

Today one of my resident's told me that I am a "Tragic Mess" #notevenoffended

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jilária @marrayoparta

over 8 years ago

Mi housemate mexicana: "Ay ya cállate PINCHE nerda." #notevenoffended

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Alex Dishman @alexdishman

over 8 years ago

Real mvp is the cashier at Dunkin today: “Monday’s we give any size coffee for $1, but you didn’t come yesterday and you look pretty...tired...here’s a large for $1” #notallheroeswearcapes #notevenoffended

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Haifa A. Al Issa @Haifaalissa

over 8 years ago

Dr. Khatri *introducing me to his patient*: this is Dr.Haifa. I know her because she's been bothering me for 3 years now. #notevenoffended

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✿ cassie ✿ @CassieZukowski

almost 10 years ago

took a quiz that said of all the harry potter villains i was most like the dementors and honestly i see it #notevenoffended

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almost 10 years ago

@maris17D It really is!! 😂😂😂😂😂....#notevenoffended

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Alison @Alijoy33

almost 10 years ago

I'm such a disaster in the kitchen my roommate doesn't even trust me to bake an angel food cake 😂 #notevenoffended #justamused

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Hollie Broom @hmsj24

almost 10 years ago

When you sound like a man from being sick and someone tells you that your man voice fits your personality better... Oh. 🙃👍🏼#notevenoffended

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TeamVicky @TeamVicky

almost 10 years ago

.@ktjohnson777's neighbors mistook us for a lesbian couple. #notevenoffended

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chukwubuikem @aloofhipster

about 10 years ago

just got ignored by a guy wearing cowboy boots and a faux Gucci bag at the pool #notevenoffended #rhinestonecowboy

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Rachel @rach_cstn

over 10 years ago

You know you eat a lot when your co workers start asking if you have a tapeworm #notevenoffended

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Sam Mitchell @Samantha0298

over 10 years ago

@Jennife02351055 just told me that talking to me is like talking to a dead cat 😒 #notevenoffended

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katie j. @katibugs1030

over 10 years ago

Let me put this into terms you can understand... So, you know in the movie #Clueless #notevenoffended

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april @apricot_2016

over 10 years ago

Just got blocked on Instagram by someone I've never even talked to before😂😂😂😂#notevenoffended #justamused

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Adlynn Eveland @addy_is_me

over 10 years ago

Doing a farming speech making fun of farmers and I come from a farming family. #notevenoffended #notears

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Rachel Proffitt @Proffitt_25

about 11 years ago

Me: "Do I look like I'm bulimic?" @_EricM95 "There's Fat Bulimics" #NotEvenOffended #Bahaha @Jackikay143 @BeccaDirks @HUB3R9 @RJRacoon23

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