Brendan Reed

Life's too short to pass on the cookie.

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@jamesA_ What was it before?

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@ptbean @hasannazar Geek topics: chocolate chip cookies > EVSE

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@jamesA_ Except that guy would have been...never mind.

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@jamesA_ Belichick lite

[Brian McNally @bmcnally14]

It's always been a lie that no one is really "from" D.C. For the people who are today has great meaning, a connection to a real past that spans generations. 86 years of baseball in the District since 1901. 2 teams ripped away. 30+ years without the sport. Finally, a World Series.

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

At least over the last 25 years anyway.

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

DC sports royalty? It’s @ovi8 and then a list of Other Dudes.

[John Ourand @Ourand_Puck]

DC sports royalty will be on the next @MenInBlazers: @WayneRooney @J_No24

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@bmcnally14 Eh but in 2004 they kinda were a joke. cc: @TheAndrewReed

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

So I love the Foster signing because it brings correct and deserved national shame on this dumpster fire of a franchise. #HTTR

[Jason Bordoff @JasonBordoff]

Literally everything she says in this clip is wrong. Every fact.
—2018 will be 4th warmest year (exceeded only by ‘15-‘17)
—US emissions will rise in 2018
—US still uses a huge amount of coal (~28% of electricity)

[Sparkfund @sparkfunder]

@sparkfunder is excited to announce our partnership with @Shell to power its new subscription-based bundled energy solution, Shell Energy Inside. Together with @GridPoint we’re helping Shell shape the future of energy. Read more: https://t.co/E6qdaPCfid

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@jamesA_ @TheAndrewReed Really drives home parenting as giving the shirt off your back.

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

The Baltimore side of my fam, whom I love dearly, won't like this but the O's have reached REDSKINS LEVELS of dysfunction. I doubt Buck wanted to stick around for the rebuild but between the SP free agent busts and the mishandling of Machado, it's dark times in Birdland.

[Baltimore Sun Sports @BaltSunSports]

End of an era: Buck Showalter will not return to manage the Orioles in 2019, according to an industry source. https://t.co/U3VD9jas0Y

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

Drove down this road many times to visit friends in Wilmington. Insane.

[JR Berry WLTX 🇺🇸 @JRBerryWLTX]

This isn’t a river. It’s Interstate 40 in North Carolina.

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@thelindsayreed @TheAndrewReed I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE MOM

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

@jamesA_ @Orioles Finally some good moves outta #Birdland

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

Looks like we may have dodged a bullet this year @thelindsayreed @TheAndrewReed @jamesA_ @caroline_hurd @lbodss https://t.co/xDi6UaBHIi

[ABC News @ABC]

"This is what happens when you run away from home."

This New Jersey pug had her 'pugshot' taken after sneaking around in neighbors' yards: https://t.co/3Mtq6HCFGK

[Brendan Reed @heybreed]

I mean he hit it to Shake Shack. https://t.co/BtMYk5T0OX

[Jake Russell @_JakeRussell]

Juan Soto replicates his big Yankee Stadium home run at Nationals Park. Look where this thing lands 😱

[Sparkfund @sparkfunder]

We’re #hiring! Looking for sales, legal, engineering and (new addition!) marketing rockstars. https://t.co/pTbj6TgsDR for more info.

#dcjobs #energyjobs #marketingjobs #salesjobs

[DavidDunn @ImDavidDunn]

Sing it with us!!

“We Are The Champions Of The World 🎤🎤”

#ALLCAPS