Amber Pace

Comedian, sober beer enthusiast, taco aficionado

[Amber Pace @hitmeup_comedy]

@gabe209alex If you are watering your grass with hoes - you are doing something really right.

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@gabe209alex @PunchLineSac @xjohnrossx This was hella funny!

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Amber Heard was complaining about defamation. The real issue is defecation.

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If you sit on a heating pad, pretty soon you’ll have a hot ass. 👉🏻 Follow me for more tips on being a baddie. 🙄😜

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Christians on Easter: Jesus died to pay for our sins and rose from the dead victorious over death! Also Christians on Easter: What a great photo opp!

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And if you die home, alone with your cats, you provide them one last meal.

[Fact @Fact]

Owning a cat can reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes by more than a third.

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@TrophySmack Hella woke 🙄

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@G_Alexander209 Shhhhh 🤫

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They know something we don’t. 😱😅🤣

[Big Nick @TheBigNickJ]

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@TheBigNickJ @WaltTitman @KevinDombrowski @AdamNutter @G_Alexander209 @bookssarahcats @MsMollyMagee @RyanHumor @JordanQbaum @damonjr @chadopitz @Justbuddycomedy @iamericnewton @BertoCbc @ComedianIndy @IamStephSanders @forss_matt @Morty_Mortician

[Amber Pace @hitmeup_comedy]

I sleep with so many pillows, I look like an oversized infant sleeping in their parents bed.

[Big Nick @TheBigNickJ]

Just had an awesome @GagOnThis_Pod w/ @KevinDombrowski! We talked about his #podcast Just Joking and the buffalo sauce it's named after, his friendship with Geno Bisconte, him being a dad, he entered the #ComicsStudio, and tons more! Clip/Youtube Sat Podcast Mon #PodernFamily

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Playing with my cats is the most fun I have all day, proving I either need to get out more or that people suck and I made the right choice.

[Molly MaGee @MsMollyMagee]

So, dating is going well.

[Gabriel Alexander 🖕🏽👅 @gabe209alex]

If, all men are created equal in God's eyes, then how come all dicks aren't the same size? Equal Praise for Equal Raise!

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Screw what I would do for a Klondike bar - I’m about to do some questionable things for gas money!

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Screw Covid and calling in sick - with these gas prices, I’m calling in poor.

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@G_Alexander209 If it’s just a little rainbow then you’re a little gay and aren’t we all really?

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Ask for consent first… but yes!

[NotYourMom @JeanetteMarinCo]

Comedians walk into a room, that often doesn't want them there, and attempt to make everyone like them enough to relate and laugh and have a good time. We understand being unloved, unwanted and unappreciated. #HugAComedian