HolbyEDconsultant

Single-handed lifesaver. Multi-tasker. Battler of bureaucracy. Dedicated employee of @hospitalholby

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@psirides @mursenarygary @drgregkelly This is our SOP at Holby City. Never had a problem.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@Para_Fin92 @josh_paramedic there are chocolate biscuits in the coffee room, come back!

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@jw_bagpuss @para_Brad @josh_paramedic C ommand #threepips
S afety (helmets with visors, knee boards)
C omms (live tweet)
A ssess (is TV crew present yet)
T riage (most photogenic pt first)
T reatment (bosh bosh bosh)
T ransfer (blow them away as the heli lifts)

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@josh_paramedic Ahem! I was actually saying "Finally we've intubated someone with an ETT not a Yankauer".

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@AirHolby Wrong conference. Substituting piste-side shots of the Matterhorn for helis, and ski goggles for flight visors.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@Stroppyambo @AirHolby Unsuitable for boshing. Complete absence of flight helmets and knee boards.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@josh_paramedic Pfft. In my day rapid takedown involved one person on each side and complicated arm positioning. As illustrated the smaller para will be buried under the longboard.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@DyfrigH @RCEM_VP Ric for President!

[Ellen Weber @emjeditor]

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[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@josh_paramedic If Holby did @ATACCFaculty @ATACCGroup courses. @doctorwibble

[Simon @SethiSimon]

Mind-blowing stats from @chrisgreenNHS:

Patients admitted > 4 hours stay almost 3 days longer than those admitted promptly

Med patients cared for on non-Med ward stay more than twice as long as those on the right ward

@ECISTNetwork #homefirst

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@Aidan_Baron @OFFICIALWMAS @josh_paramedic @HospitalHolby @DrHardyNHS

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

#threepips from @josh_paramedic to that baby for timing his/her critical illness in time for the TV crew and self-congratulatory @OFFICIALWMAS tweets.
Hopefully he/she is now recovered.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@240minDoc @josh_paramedic @HospitalHolby We also have a strict prohibition on helmet hair.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@240minDoc @josh_paramedic We discourage helicopter shots near @HospitalHolby due to previous unhelpful interactions with flying patients.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@_pillsandblades @DrLindaDykes @drmarkyarnie @josh_paramedic @RCollEM @RCEMpresident @HospitalHolby I will stand on a platform of perfect hair, sultry looks, sexual tension, and Loboutins.

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@Celebrity_Medic @HospitalHolby @josh_paramedic @UKCopHumour @gmpolice Care needs to be taken here. Axillopelvic binders may impede access for the clamshell he will clearly need on arrival to @HospitalHolby

[HolbyEDconsultant @holby_e]

@HospitalHolby Certainly not. You haven't supplied a mute anaesthetist at whom I can bark instructions whilst looking gorgeous in my scrub Loboutins.