Jake McKenzie

Comedian, Filmmaker, Parking Ticket Enthusiast

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The best named dessert is probably the blueberry grunt. #blueberrygrunt

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@JaimePrimak The Brotherhood of the Beast: Carolyn, the sardonic host of a horror movie TV show searches for a banned film about a secret society - that may still be at large.

Even on a zoom table read this script gets big laughs.

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8pm doors 9pm start

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$10 at the door.

@LOLWickerPark with the best wings in town! 1/2 price tonight!

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@ianabramson @TimBarnes451 Clicking the heart because there is no question mark reaction.

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@krissimmons @timbarnes @ianabramson @ralphmacchio @verizon I don't know why I should be and I don't understand how this website works!!!

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Uh oh, I've been tweeted at and I never bothered to learn how this doggone platform works so I'm not even really sure how to read it all @timbarnes
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You can get a boneless skinless chicken thigh usually for cheaper than a boneless skinless chicken breast, and as far as I can tell you can prepare them the same way, and in a lot of ways the chicken thigh tastes even better.

One of those things I guess.

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@witchthrone what's your booth number? I can't remember where I saw your books but I wanted one

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Finished a screenplay for the first time ever. I printed it out for no practical reason, but… https://t.co/rJ18Zstn2Q

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@cfromtheict no complaints man, life's been good. How's the ICT treatin ya?