jessi w

just thinking about words & pictures & bodies & brains!!!

clear eyes, full heart, knife shoes • she/they

[jessi w @jessssi]

anybody else or just me

[Lauren LoPrete @laurenloprete]

People always ask me “how do you develop taste?” And I say “go to the niche telephone museum and study the origin of buttons and don’t be a little bitch”

[BO @bo_austin_]

that leaves a very worrying 8.6% of my worries

[Olivia - (Poulin + Stacey Fan Account atm) @oliviapwhl]

i love being a fan of the pwhl

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

I miss Stumbleupon. I miss old internet. I miss when you could log on and find one million little communities scattered across the web. I miss flash games. I might spend forever trying to recreate the feeling of logging on and realizing you’re not alone, there’s so much to see.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

[jessi w @jessssi]

my house is all backwards so the best i've come up with is "lefty locky, righty releasey" 🙃

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

ah yes another beautiful morning, time to decide if I want to be informed and frozen in panic, or willfully ignorant with a numbing background dread

[jessi w @jessssi]

@premiumspiders wait this is a brilliant diagnostic tool i would pay handsomely to access

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

[jessi w @jessssi]

@neats29 thank you so, so much for sharing this thread. i've been supporting some of my loved ones as they navigate similar-ish terrain right now, and the way you've described your process and discoveries is so beautiful—v reassuring that even painful things can be done gently & lovingly.

[jessi w @jessssi]

some wolves inside me today:
1. sensory defensive wolf who really enjoys it that the collar on this button down doesn't touch my neck very much
2. menswear wolf who has read enough @dieworkwear to know that collar gap is Bad Actually

[jessi w @jessssi]

@llamalife my list has been so glitchy lately :( the last few weeks, i've had to stop using the desktop shortcut and now need to close and reopen the browser version periodically to get it to acknowledge my clicks at all. any wisdom or known issues?

[mindy pressman @pressmindy]

300,000 years of human history. How lucky we are to have lived in the same 49 as Andrea Gibson

[—— @itinerantfog]

“handle your feelings about the task” is the zeroth item on any todo list, if you don’t acknowledge it directly, it might end up being the only thing you do, even though it’s a hidden item, and you’ll call it “procrastinating”, and wonder why you couldn’t just “do the thing”

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[jessi w @jessssi]

@hlarryious @fatnutritionist i had to click again to see this reply and it was such a perfect anti-comedic gut punch—the first tweet is such a solid, obvious standalone with such a CLEAR answer that the reveal of this twist made me gasp out loud 🥲

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

all week I’ve been thinking about this caption