J Gold

Coding, Markets, Smoked Brisket

[Stephen Douglas @Stephen_Douglas]

I'm not sure any Internet thing ever brought me such pure joy as Woofmaker.

[J Gold @jgoldberg_]

@bbguitar77 @huge_hands ButtonThatKnowsHowToWait implements WaitingButton

[J Gold @jgoldberg_]

@skamille You were more productive with a monolith.

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you

[John Carmack @ID_AA_Carmack]

Anyone that has me on too high of a pedestal should see me fumbling around with git.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

140 characters:
print("hello, world!")

280 characters:

public class HelloTweetApp {
public static void main(String [] argv) {
System.out.println("hello, world!");
}
}

[Brandon Alexander @bacealexander]

Fantastic article in Quartz on how Iron Ox is building the automated farm https://t.co/GCAtt29uXB

[Ryan Alyea 🔜 Gamescom + PAX @ROFISH]

Day 2939539: Still no 32GB MBP.

[tef @tef_ebooks]

it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order

[(((Harry Enten))) @ForecasterEnten]

So much winning.

[Ross Douthat @DouthatNYT]

Tillerson and Mattis can share the Nobel Peace Prize if we all get through this in one piece.

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

Gallup, 1938: "Do you think the persecution of the Jews in Europe has been their own fault?" 65% of Americans say entirely or partially yes

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

A reminder that POTUS, executor of the Constitution, is banning re-entry to the US by perfectly legal residents because of their religion https://t.co/gDFhfYviwZ

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

The man who forced Spicer to give that statement controls our nuclear arsenal.

Enjoy your Saturday!

[FBI @FBI]

Happy holidays from the #FBI

[gordo @internetcIout]

[first date]

Me: (Be cool, don't let her know you miss Harambe)

Date: I'll have the banana pudding

Me: You know who else liked bananas

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

😳
🇺🇸
I'm with her.
#AndShesBeenListeningToDiscTwo!

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Amazing Guardian comment on the poisoned chalice of #Brexit.